Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2006

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.

So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.

"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."

The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a f**king idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"

2006-12-26 20:48:47 · 13 answers · asked by savs 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Yesterday the Godfather of soul past away, and to day it was Former U.S President Gerald Ford.They always come in three's, which Celebritie or famous person do you think will pass next?

2006-12-26 20:48:21 · 5 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Celebrities

2006-12-26 20:48:02 · 4 answers · asked by syed azeem 1 in Horoscopes

2006-12-26 20:47:43 · 9 answers · asked by C Shannon 3 in Celebrities

Like you have been absolutely beaten or hit by a vehicle eww i hate those days

2006-12-26 20:47:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or heading for trouble for the rest of the day

2006-12-26 20:47:18 · 22 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

ok..i love this song! haha ok..well the song came on where all the chicks were singing in the car.. what song is that?!

btw..that movie is hilarious!

*im soo freakin` pissed*

2006-12-26 20:45:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Name: Celestina, Evangeline, Amanda or Prudence? I have to choose one from them, but they all are pretty for me! What's your opinion?

2006-12-26 20:45:37 · 33 answers · asked by Liv 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 20:45:36 · 23 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

howdo u upload your own picture here on yaho??

2006-12-26 20:44:34 · 8 answers · asked by Lady Santa 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just doing a quick poll, cos this movie was on TV last night. Are there any straight guys out there who truly, in the depths of their souls, enjoy this movie? Shout out if you're there, I'm just doing a head-count.

2006-12-26 20:44:27 · 3 answers · asked by mdfalco71 6 in Polls & Surveys

I cant remember who performs this song, but it has the words "30 31 50 remembers, 30 31 50 hates" I was wondering what those numbers meant?

2006-12-26 20:43:30 · 1 answers · asked by Jason 5 in Music

**O'Brian...(not sure of the spelling, sorry)

2006-12-26 20:42:43 · 15 answers · asked by somebodys_watchn_you 3 in Television

ok i was watching mcleods daughters a while ago and it had a song i really like cos it was a while ago i have forgoten most of it it has in it "some break,some change but thats not me... ummm yer told u it was a though one it was in an eposode when the vet dude was going to africa or in an eposode when stevens daughter was kidnaped by that freak

2006-12-26 20:40:21 · 2 answers · asked by x0lilmage0x 1 in Music

Why didn't my parents want me to watch it?

2006-12-26 20:40:10 · 3 answers · asked by SOL SIREN 2 in Television

2006-12-26 20:39:37 · 7 answers · asked by ANASTASIA_NIKOLAIEVNA_ROMANOVA 3 in Polls & Surveys

Do u kno uf a site where i can find modern sheet music??? Ive looked around for some songz in sheet music stores but they dont have wat im lookin for!!

2006-12-26 20:39:14 · 4 answers · asked by angeljoy89 2 in Music

i really need it asap tnxü

2006-12-26 20:36:49 · 9 answers · asked by Urd 2 in Movies

and why it can be video game/ games on tv or ex..,

2006-12-26 20:36:16 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

during the robots vs. humans war?

2006-12-26 20:34:53 · 13 answers · asked by Money 3 in Polls & Surveys

You Go To BK And Order Fries.The Fries You Taste Had No Salt In Them.He Puts Salt In Them While He Secretly SPITS in Your Fries For Complaining.

Lets Say You Go To McDonalds And Buy A Salad.You Eat A Little And Find A DEAD RAT in The Salad.You Scream Like Hell Then Run To The Bathroom To Vomit,Which Results in Fainting.You Get A Health inspector At McDonalds And He Closes it Down.


You Go To Wendys,You Buy Some Chili When You Swallow Down That Warm Chilly You Feel Something Crunchy. ... Crunch Crunch Crunch... You Suspect Something. ...Crunch Crunch Munch.You Swallow It And You Go To The Bathroom 30 minuts Later Finding in Your Poop You See A Finger!You Go To The Front Desk And Tell Him What Happend.And The Store is Shut Down.

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2006-12-26 20:34:16 · 27 answers · asked by Brian 4 in Polls & Surveys

Actor played Pats husband and was a car sells man.
What was the children quiz programme called?????

2006-12-26 20:33:27 · 7 answers · asked by SOL SIREN 2 in Television

2006-12-26 20:32:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 20:30:49 · 10 answers · asked by C Shannon 3 in Polls & Surveys

i do at times.

2006-12-26 20:26:59 · 23 answers · asked by scooprandell 7 in Polls & Surveys

what would you do if you could transform into any type of clothing. You could talk to who ever wears you and can tranform back to human form while not being worn. nothing involving sex

2006-12-26 20:25:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i really want to know if anyone knows anyone who looks like Sasuke Uchiha or other people from Naruto. Or looks like them themselves! Please if you've seen anyone or know anyone tell me who!!!!

2006-12-26 20:25:12 · 1 answers · asked by Lea-lea 2 in Comics & Animation

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