A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a f**king idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"
2006-12-26 20:48:47 · 13 answers · asked by savs 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-26 22:07:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A little rabbit ran into the road and was hit by 2 priests in a car, they jumped out of the car and one of the priests pulled a bottle of liquid out of his pocket and poured it over the rabbit, quickly the rabbit got up and ran up the hard shoulder waving to the priests.
One priest said to the other wow that holy water is powerful stuff, the priest replied. Hell no its Hair restorer with a permanent wave.
Sorry could'nt resist that one lol
2006-12-27 05:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by spiritania 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 rate
2006-12-27 04:55:15 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
animals shouldn't do drugs
like Smokey the bear says "It's two in the pink and ONE in the stink"
2006-12-27 04:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by homo.jesus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very funny.
2006-12-27 05:20:01 · answer #5 · answered by beutifulskies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one,had n't heard that one before.
2006-12-27 06:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smile a day is good for you and you have just provided me with nice smile.
2006-12-27 05:12:22 · answer #7 · answered by kgiadi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-27 06:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you know how to catcd a unique rabbit?
2006-12-27 04:53:44 · answer #9 · answered by BUSHIDO 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ;)
2006-12-27 04:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by janetots 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋