Superman Joke?

Question

Superman was feeling a bit randy so he phones Catwoman.

fancy a date he says

No she says i'm washing my whiskers tonoght.

Next he phones WonderWoman

Apparently she was washing her tights.

Next he phones up Supergirl

Sorry she says im going out with the Hulk tonight.

Superman is so bummed he considers a hooker, but then as he was flying home he sees Wonder Woman lyinbg on her bed stark naked!

Wow he thinks what a figure.

Then he realises that she had dissed him.

Ha! he says she doesn't realise that I can fly in and do the deed and then fly back out faster than a speeding bullet! She wouldn't even realise what had happened!

So, he does.
He then flies home happy.

"Did you feel a draft"? says Wonder Woman

No said the Invisible Man but my a ss is killing me!!

Answer 1

Oldie but goodie.

Answer 2

Alternate, and shorter:

Superman is flying around the city and sees Wonder Woman laying stark naked in her bed with her eyes closed and legs wide open. Not missing the opportunity, he swoops in, bangs her, and leaves without her ever knowing he was there.

Wonder Woman, feeling a breeze, opened her eyes and looked around, confused. "What was that?" she asked.

"I don't know," the Invisible Man replied, "but whatever it was, it tore up my a ss!"

Answer 3

ok that's kinda lengthy although.... 2 adult males are on correct of a severe progression and one seems down and says to his chum.. ok NOW! and he jumps off and flys decrease back as a lot because the right of the progression. A satker dude comes as a lot because the right of the progression and is like woahh bro.. like.. to procure to coach me a thanks to attempt this mann. so the guy that basically did the swoop off the right of the progression says to the skater dude: ok there's a wind cutting-edge which will carry you decrease back as a lot because the right of the progression when you leap off. yet you have to be stiff a immediately once you leap ok? And the skater dude says: ok bro.. i'm gonna do this dudde.. the guy who initially jumped off the progression say: ok bypass ahead The skater dude jumps off the progression and also you listen him yelling whilehe is falling.. " dduuuuddeee!!!!!" boom Skater dude is useless on the floor.. The chum of the guy who initially jumped off the progression says..: I instructed you you would possibly want to not be making those adult males belive they could acctualy fly Superman! Superman: i understand sorry i could not withstand..

Answer 4

That one's kind of old.
There's a bar at the top or a skyscraper. A guy walks in to the bar and orders a beer. He sits down and drinks it and then jumps out the window, a few minutes later he walks through the front door again. Another man sitting at the end of the bar looks at him in amazement. The guy order another beer, drinks it and jumps out the window, a few minutes later he comes into the bar again, orders another beer and repeats. When he walk in again the man can't resist.
He walks up to him and inquirres how he can jump out of a skyscraper and survive.
"Well, it's pretty simple," the guy says. "I drink the beer and it makes me all warm inside so when I jump out the window I just float down since warm air is lighter then cold air."
The man decides to test it out for himself. He orders a beer, drinks it and jumps out the window...and of course dies.
The bartender looks at the guy and says, "Superman, you can be such and asshole when you're drunk.

Answer 5

That's a good joke.. I liked it. Reminds me of a Speedy Gonzales joke..but I can't remember it.

anyway, Superman had a quickie and is happy.
And Wonderwoman... wonder what she sees
in the Invisible Man?

Answer 6

good 1 lol 10/10

Answer 7

Pretty Sweet!

Answer 8

LOL, too funny! I haven't heard that one in years!

Answer 9

Good one, only you could have used spell check, anyways a good joke lol!!!

Answer 10

lol funny