Entertainment & Music - 22 December 2006

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

2006-12-22 05:19:47 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am a leo and show no Leo tendencies.Would it be because I was premature and was suppose to be born a virgo

2006-12-22 05:19:25 · 16 answers · asked by KISSES 1 in Horoscopes

2006-12-22 05:18:56 · 22 answers · asked by mojorison12003 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 05:18:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I think Courtney Love is UGLY!!!!!!!!! It looks like she got hit by a bus and she is also so trashy and shes a ho. I also think Paris is ugy cuz of her big long nose and how skinny she is.So Id have to go with Courtney Love for the ugliest.

2006-12-22 05:18:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-22 05:17:52 · 26 answers · asked by Gsplan 6 in Television

2006-12-22 05:17:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-22 05:17:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 05:16:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 05:16:36 · 12 answers · asked by Fruitful 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-22 05:16:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

tell the best wish and u ll get 10 points:)

2006-12-22 05:16:33 · 41 answers · asked by Lady Santa 5 in Polls & Surveys

what's yours?

mines are:
1. boo boo stewart
2. cole sprouse
3. nick jonas

haha...

2006-12-22 05:16:32 · 22 answers · asked by nicole 3 in Celebrities

2006-12-22 05:16:10 · 12 answers · asked by joey tribbiani 1 in Polls & Surveys

i like the songs

King Kong
I Love It
Bobbin My Head
You Dont Know
Jigglin
Bojangles
Top Back Remix
and more.. thats the kind of rap i like but i need a few more 4 my cd!

2006-12-22 05:15:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

okay, like when guys wear their pants really low, and they sit down, their freakin butt // boxers stick out. my friends always try to throw quarters down this one guys pants. its pretty dumb if u ask me.

2006-12-22 05:15:53 · 16 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

It's already 2:20 am here. Everbody've gone to still but obviously I'm still sitting in front of my computer haha hugging my winnie the pooh

2006-12-22 05:15:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 05:15:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or some kind of stimulation when those "your answer has been chosen as best" come in your mail???? i have before. almost made me oragasm.....

2006-12-22 05:14:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Department Store.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful

2006-12-22 05:14:50 · 7 answers · asked by blisstar 3 in Jokes & Riddles

hi
my school had a christmas party and the teacher were singing a songs but in a different way
the real songs name was something like ycmu i cant reminder the song title
if u no the songs name can u answer the question

2006-12-22 05:14:34 · 14 answers · asked by Kool007 3 in Music

2006-12-22 05:13:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...thing that has happened to you today?

I got to level 6!!!

=) Merry Christmas! (=

2006-12-22 05:13:43 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or do you take your time?

2006-12-22 05:13:27 · 13 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

just as an opinion

2006-12-22 05:13:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

..is also blaring?

2006-12-22 05:13:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What did LALOO PRASAD YAADAV say to RAABRI DEVI on their first honeymoon night ?

2006-12-22 05:12:45 · 21 answers · asked by naafraat 4 in Jokes & Riddles

oh just take your 2 points and go, this will be deleted soon

2006-12-22 05:12:04 · 3 answers · asked by Sluttythenun 2 in Polls & Surveys

1. The day Microsft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

2. "Sir if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Reply: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

3. Why pay a dollar for a bookmark?? Why not use the dollar for bookmark?

4. There are three kinds of people in this world .. those who want things to happen, those that make things happen,and those who just wonder what the hell happened !

5. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...and A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

6. I have six locks on my door all in a row . When I go out , I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

7. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door . . .

2006-12-22 05:11:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Mine would be my Martin guitar, because it's been in my family for 30 years and my mother passed it down to me. I've played it since I was 12 years old and one day my daughter or son will have it.

2006-12-22 05:11:53 · 18 answers · asked by thisisawasteoftime 2 in Polls & Surveys