The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."
"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"
2006-12-22 05:19:47 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah, Always laughing, it's good to see you again!
A top joke!
10/10
2006-12-22 05:22:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
2006-12-22 10:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha f*cking hah hah thats a gdn 11 outa 10 lol
2006-12-22 06:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2006-12-22 07:25:32 · answer #4 · answered by Female O ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the funniesone I've heard yet, Merry Christmas!
2006-12-22 05:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That poor soldier.
Someone needs to get him a lap-dance.
LOL
2006-12-22 09:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally funny!
2006-12-22 05:21:27 · answer #7 · answered by mrfoxhorn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm...semi-funny. I got a kinda half smile going on.
2006-12-22 05:23:09 · answer #8 · answered by ewaterstone 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one lol
2006-12-22 05:22:10 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one girl you always have me laughing 10/10
2006-12-22 13:14:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋