Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Department Store.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful
2006-12-22 05:14:50 · 7 answers · asked by blisstar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahaha f*ck it if your gettin laid everyday, who needs a wallet anyway! good one! lmao
2006-12-22 05:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Apparently there are men performing this scam too, so ladies watch out. I think my wife had her purse stolen three times.
2006-12-22 13:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by Miko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just make sure you only have $5 bucks, fake credit cards, and fake identification in your wallet.
2006-12-22 13:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by LIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fill the wallet up with monopoly money. That'll piss 'em off.
2006-12-22 15:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An attention deficit problem eh? George B has that too.
2006-12-22 13:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow what vivid dreams,
Wait till the girls turn into Grandma's
2006-12-22 13:25:51 · answer #6 · answered by trawet 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's pathetic....however I know if someone with Channing Tatum's looks came over to me....I'd be DROOLING....
2006-12-22 13:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by LOL 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋