Entertainment & Music - 22 December 2006

Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder and thrash on the floor.
Go to the mall with your roommate and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to get off.
Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you're wearing it.
Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."
Hang mistle-toe in the doorway. When your roommate enters or leaves the room, plant a wet one on his/her lips.
Hang a stocking with your roommates name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it. If s/he asks, say "you've been very naughty this year."
Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.
Make conversation out of Christmas Carols. (I.E. "You know, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistle-toe last night.")
Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll around in the snow.
Sing: "All I want for Christmas is my roommate's two front teeth..."
Give your roommate the gifts from the twelve days of Christmas song.
Build a snowperson with your roommate and place a hat on its head. When it doesn't come to life, cry hysterically "it didn't work!"
Whip your roommate screaming "now Dasher, now Dancer, now Donner, and Blitzen, etc."
Tear down all your roommate's Christmas decorations yelling "Bah Humbug!"
Wake up every morning screaming "Ghost of Christmas Future, please have mercy on my soul!"
Tell your roommate you're moving out. Santa's buying you a house on 34th Street.
Steal a life size nativity scene and display it in your room. When your roommate asks, tell him/her "I had to let them stay here, there's no room at the inn."
Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.
Put on a fake white beard and insist that all your roommate's friends "give it a yank."
Ring jingle bells maniacally saying "every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

2006-12-22 05:26:01 · 5 answers · asked by theburlaces 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-22 05:25:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

me?

2006-12-22 05:25:37 · 21 answers · asked by Luis 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 05:25:10 · 12 answers · asked by bigrapster 2 in Celebrities

** What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? - Claustrophobic.

** What do snowmen eat for breakfast? - Snowflakes.

** Why does Santa have 3 gardens? - So he can ho-ho-ho.

2006-12-22 05:25:03 · 6 answers · asked by theburlaces 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Yes i'm asking YOU did you do it

2006-12-22 05:24:45 · 32 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was in Oueenstown, New Zealand last week when I pasted Steven Speilburg on the street talking to a man, asking him if he was coming to the shoot tomorrow. A few days earlier we were in Glenochy when we pasted a set on Paradise Road. What are they filming?

2006-12-22 05:24:39 · 8 answers · asked by Kristi B 4 in Movies

I don't think the last episode was good, like they should end with them getting all the shards and killing Naraku.

2006-12-22 05:24:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-12-22 05:24:26 · 18 answers · asked by tomcat 4 in Celebrities

They haven't made a movie in a long time! What happened?

2006-12-22 05:24:20 · 9 answers · asked by GirlieGirl 2 in Celebrities

wat movie should me nd my friends watch at my b-day party?
wat are some good movies on dvd?

2006-12-22 05:24:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Have you noticed tht even if the answer that they/you are goin got give is alredy in the answers from other people you stil og ahed and answer with the same answer grrrr!! joking i do it

2006-12-22 05:24:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-22 05:24:03 · 20 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 05:23:34 · 15 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think the lyerics are something like: You must not know 'bout me, you must not know 'bout me. To the left to the left.

2006-12-22 05:23:27 · 9 answers · asked by Drew 4 in Music

Milk and cookies, or...?

2006-12-22 05:23:19 · 21 answers · asked by Palmerpath 7 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-22 05:22:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 05:22:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my friends always makes pranks on me. what should i do??????????????????

2006-12-22 05:22:19 · 23 answers · asked by Mehde H 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-22 05:21:59 · 23 answers · asked by S 4 in Polls & Surveys

What is the best present you are giving, and who is it for?

What is the best present you could find for yourself under the Christmas Tree this year?

Do you try and figure out what your presents are? Do you rattle the boxes?

Is it better to give, or get? Be honest! :)

What is the silliest gift you have ever given?

What is the most favorite gift you have ever been given?

2006-12-22 05:21:50 · 1 answers · asked by Autumn BrighTree 6 in Polls & Surveys

My friend and I have a bit of a disagreement; I am really quite fond of Paris' music, especially her song 'heartbeat' - my friend is of the opinion her music sucks - and that even IF her lyrics were nice, then she didn't write them herself. I happen to think she's just being toffish because of Hilton's other activities and rather controversial lifestyle...

What do we think people?

2006-12-22 05:21:24 · 26 answers · asked by tasha 3 in Celebrities

If a CD is out-of-stock and out-of-print, would it be illegal to download if someone provides an .mp3 or the like?

2006-12-22 05:21:12 · 10 answers · asked by DungDung 3 in Music

2006-12-22 05:20:53 · 2 answers · asked by mojorison12003 2 in Movies

Adam West
Michael Keaton
Val Kilmer
George Clooney
Christian Bale

2006-12-22 05:20:44 · 13 answers · asked by latosa82 4 in Movies

I am so bored with my music i could die. anyone have any sugestions? I Listen to Indie, Pop, Rock, Emo, Alternative, mostly anything. right now i'm listening to:

Drake Bell, The Weakerthans, The Format, The All-American Rejects, Butch Walker, Motion City Soundtrack, The Dandy Worhols, The Killers, Thrice, AlexisonFire, sugarcult, Boys Like Girls, Three Days Grace, Coldplay, Craig Davis, Ben Lee, Damien Rice, Daniel Powter, Dashboard Confessional, Falloutboy, Panic at the Disco, Goo Goo Dolls, Hinder.......ect.

2006-12-22 05:20:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If you do please give me the best jokes you know.......and make sure they're funny and are bound to make me laugh!!!!!

2006-12-22 05:20:16 · 3 answers · asked by Dida 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-22 05:20:09 · 6 answers · asked by filcooke 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-22 05:20:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-22 05:20:04 · 11 answers · asked by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 in Polls & Surveys