Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2006

Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall when a flower show was in progress. One leaned over to the other and said, "Cripes! life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars.

As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall, followed by loud applause.

The streaker burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"Wow, what happened?" asked his friend.

"It was great!" he said, "I won first prize for The Best Dried Arrangement!"

2006-12-12 08:45:58 · 24 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

He only "comes" once a year!

2006-12-12 08:45:47 · 8 answers · asked by guvner_46 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i mean i have been with more older women than younger women. the last girl i was with was like 27. i am 19 years old (will be 20 in febuary). maybe its because older men tend to like younger women now, and older women tend to like younger men or something.
i have no trouble going out with a girl in my age group, but i dont like to play games. i can be very serious at times. thanks for taking time to read this

Aaron

2006-12-12 08:45:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 08:45:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 08:45:14 · 9 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

why are people making fun of her, just because she gain weight

SO WHAT alot of people out there right now are fatter that her or

are gaing weight but they still talk. She is coiming out with a CD called Thick and Beautiful and that tells you she's not ashamed!

2006-12-12 08:45:13 · 11 answers · asked by scabz19 1 in Celebrities

How do ocean currents form?? It is for a chart we have to do for Science. Please help. :)

2006-12-12 08:45:07 · 10 answers · asked by Michelle 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 08:44:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I can't seem to find it. I know the subject matter (smoking) but i don't know where to find a full archive. It was illustrated by Brant Parker.

2006-12-12 08:44:47 · 2 answers · asked by leftbrainedgirl 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-12 08:44:44 · 12 answers · asked by keri.griffiths@btinternet.com 1 in Music

please try to answer all of them even if it is a guess then whoever gets the most right gets ten points

1.how do you make holy water?

2There is a syphco in the woods and he is trying to get through...how does he do it?

3.what do you call a sunken ship at the bottom of the ocean twitching?

4.what is another way to spell "we" without using the two letters w and e?

answers will be posted in 20 minutes

ok now here is a joke just for the heck of it...its probably not funny but w/e no offense to blondes...i am one so yea

there was a blonde in a middle of a corn field rowing in a row boat then another blonde pulls up in a truck and says "its blondes like you if give us blondes a bad name! If i could swim i would come over there and kick your ars!"

2006-12-12 08:43:42 · 6 answers · asked by oh dang!its Katie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 08:43:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

When one thing goes wrong, everything else seems to follow??

2006-12-12 08:43:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what comes to mind when i say 'live by the sword, die by the sword'?

do you agree or disagree? why?

a nice day to you all =)

2006-12-12 08:43:21 · 17 answers · asked by §èxÿtàmmý ® 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 08:42:58 · 8 answers · asked by mm 1 in Music

A man walks into a sex shop and ask for a sex doll. The assistant says "christian or musslim"? The man says "what's the difference"?. The assistant says "well the musslims blow themselves up".

2006-12-12 08:42:16 · 33 answers · asked by rhinoharris 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I had a question about Starbuck's and it went into "voting" all b/c I had to work 2 jobs 3 days in a row. Aaaargh! I hate that!

2006-12-12 08:42:16 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was planning to drive down to ohio with some friends to go to a Slayer concert in Feb. Is it really worth all that time and money just to go down to a concert?

We couldn't get tickets to that Disturbed concert thanks to me, Slayer would be a great way to make up for Disturbed.

2006-12-12 08:42:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-12 08:42:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 08:41:43 · 7 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an onion.

Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doctor asked.

"Pretty good," the man said, to the doctor's relief. But then he added, "I've had some strange side effects."

"What's that that?" the doctors asked anxiously.

"Well, every time I piss my eyes water. When my wife gives me a bl0w job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hamburger stand I get a hard-on".

2006-12-12 08:41:36 · 14 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Music Artists' Emails

2006-12-12 08:41:35 · 2 answers · asked by Alfie Martin 1 in Celebrities

who ever can name at leat 8 characters on south park i give them 10 points

2006-12-12 08:41:12 · 21 answers · asked by coaco5502 2 in Television

2006-12-12 08:41:04 · 33 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

You try to go to the next page and it gives you that "Drat nothing here" crap? I mean, who says "drat"?


really

2006-12-12 08:40:44 · 10 answers · asked by My Dog Rowdy 5 in Polls & Surveys

my friend told me that he died in a car accident and that it was on oprah.she also said that they showed a picture of miley cyring.so i am worried and would like to know if her dad really did die.

2006-12-12 08:40:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Christian Music Artists' Emails

2006-12-12 08:40:18 · 1 answers · asked by Alfie Martin 1 in Celebrities

mine are Mystique and Saber in X-men and Venom in Spiderman

2006-12-12 08:40:14 · 12 answers · asked by mystique 2 in Comics & Animation

What other dog training methods are used in classes?

2006-12-12 08:40:12 · 6 answers · asked by michelle p 2 in Movies

Just for the sake of peace, no more drama,and to be able to move on?

2006-12-12 08:40:10 · 7 answers · asked by fugly 2 in Polls & Surveys