He only "comes" once a year!
2006-12-12 08:45:47 · 8 answers · asked by guvner_46 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And thats down the chimney.
2006-12-12 08:47:24 · answer #1 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is probably frustrated because he only gets to do dirty thangs to the children in bed once a year the friggin child molester!!!!!
2006-12-12 17:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he only comes at Christmas. Also, it would be waaaayyy too expensive to come twice a year.
2006-12-12 16:48:03 · answer #3 · answered by Angel W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well how about those deers poor thing have to get in up in the air.
2006-12-12 16:50:45 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aren't you glad you're not mrs. claus?
2006-12-12 16:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by misskenjr 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because he has to deal with kids and it would cost alot
2006-12-12 16:47:47 · answer #6 · answered by Cuteiswhatweaimfor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is obviously married.
2006-12-12 16:47:24 · answer #7 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S A GREAT ONE.
2006-12-12 16:47:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋