While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an onion.
Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doctor asked.
"Pretty good," the man said, to the doctor's relief. But then he added, "I've had some strange side effects."
"What's that that?" the doctors asked anxiously.
"Well, every time I piss my eyes water. When my wife gives me a bl0w job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hamburger stand I get a hard-on".
2006-12-12 08:41:36 · 14 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Naughty, but very good
2006-12-12 09:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid
2006-12-12 08:59:24 · answer #2 · answered by Curious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-12 08:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid.
2006-12-12 10:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, especially about the bj. lmao
2006-12-13 16:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid, but still funny.
2006-12-12 08:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r right it is just stupid
2006-12-12 08:45:40 · answer #7 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many LAYERS to an onion ! haha
2006-12-12 09:04:57 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry hunny, stupid, you were doing so well tonight aswell
2006-12-12 08:46:21 · answer #9 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-12-12 08:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by Sandstorm222 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋