Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall when a flower show was in progress. One leaned over to the other and said, "Cripes! life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars.
As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall, followed by loud applause.
The streaker burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"Wow, what happened?" asked his friend.
"It was great!" he said, "I won first prize for The Best Dried Arrangement!"
2006-12-12 08:45:58 · 24 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BEST JOKE ALL DAY!!!
2006-12-12 08:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheers pp now I've got an image in my head that's not pleasant!! funny though...
2006-12-12 08:58:28 · answer #2 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Funny, except for the visual I allowed myself to get. Don't ever get old. : (
2006-12-12 08:54:30 · answer #3 · answered by sweetpea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny, but you'll probably get some crap for picking on old- timers!
2006-12-12 08:49:31 · answer #4 · answered by abbyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it funny
2006-12-12 08:47:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye why do you pick on us old folks you nothin better to do you young whiper snaper
2006-12-12 08:54:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh what lol 10/10 x
2006-12-12 08:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't he getting even a little bit fresh ? (UK joke) haha
2006-12-12 08:59:24 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww but bloody hilarious!
2006-12-12 08:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha hahahahahahahahahahah that is soooooooo funny
2006-12-12 08:55:51 · answer #10 · answered by honey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-12-12 09:45:56 · answer #11 · answered by idkidcsoyea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋