Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2006

Ok, im in this chorus, try out, and i haven't been there for a while because of something with drama. Last week was the first week i actually came back to this chorus. Then the teacher tells us something about these 4 people, im not one of these, are singing the star spangled banner. He said he asked them. Me and my friend were wondering if he chose them because there better than us and we suck. My friend is a really great singer though. She has had a lot of solos in plays. So are a lot of other people in the group. Just wondering if wat i thought it meant was right. Thank you.

2006-12-12 08:23:10 · 3 answers · asked by x3i_will_pull_the_triggerx3 1 in Music

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2006-12-12 08:22:53 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what comes to mind?

2006-12-12 08:22:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc...

After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.

The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.

The farmer hangs up and gives this some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means that he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."

2006-12-12 08:22:32 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Just young actors, or any public celebrity.

2006-12-12 08:22:11 · 8 answers · asked by nena_en_austin 5 in Celebrities

Just wanted to find out people's thoughts on this....why is it that celebrities seem to be exempt from societal "rules" about behavior and such? Ok, take Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes....

One day, a supposed virgin comes home with a guy that's the same age as her dad and says - omigosh mom and dad! I'm knocked up! I'm dating a guy that could be my dad and he's going to do the nice thing and marry me rather than let me raise the baby by myself! When you meet him, your whole conversation is dominated by him trying to push his religious beliefs on you....
meanwhile, as time goes on, he lost his job and he's been jumping on people's furniture! His parents never taught him that it's not polite to do that....in the end, everyone lives happily ever after...he did actually marry her and everyone turns the other way and puts rose colored glasses on when looking at the situation....still no job but hey - he's got some money so as long as they don't give it all to his cult/religion.

2006-12-12 08:22:05 · 2 answers · asked by kristina807 5 in Celebrities

2006-12-12 08:21:37 · 27 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

Just youg actors, or any public celebrity.

2006-12-12 08:21:12 · 12 answers · asked by nena_en_austin 5 in Celebrities

Have you evar gone fishing in an ice skating rink? Didja ketch anything?

Thanks fer answering this POLL from DPN. ♥ RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR!!! ♥

2006-12-12 08:21:08 · 13 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 08:21:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Are there any easy metal songs to play on guitar?

2006-12-12 08:20:57 · 5 answers · asked by steelhead3686 3 in Music

2006-12-12 08:20:29 · 44 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 08:20:28 · 20 answers · asked by arsenal 1 in Music

just sat there and tears started rolling down your face...for no reason!
(sad movie or song not included!)

2006-12-12 08:20:27 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 08:19:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

'all my life waching america, all the time, trouble in america.... oh oh oh OH.'.. umm dunno the rest.. dunno if those words are even right.

2006-12-12 08:19:51 · 4 answers · asked by chickL 3 in Music

Have they made the PSP movie for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest? Are they going to? If they have, where can i get it? Please Help!!!! Correct answer i'll give 10 points.

2006-12-12 08:19:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i want a new ipod, some shoes, new clothes, and to spend the day alone with my future wifey ^_^


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY

2006-12-12 08:19:34 · 24 answers · asked by MISTAKN 1 in Polls & Surveys

A guy goes into a bar and says, "Gimme a gin and tonic." The bartender reaches under the bar and places an apple on it. The guys looks and the apple skeptically and the bartender says, "Go ahead. Take a bite." The guy takes a bite and incredibly, it tastes like gin. The bartender smiles and says, "Turn it around." He does and it tastes like tonic. He finishes the apple.

A few minutes pass and the guy says, "Gimme a vodka and orange juice." The bartender once again reaches behind the bar and places another apple on it. The guy eyes the suspicious fruit and the bartender says, "Go ahead. Take a bite." He bites into it and he can't believe it. It tastes like vodka. The bartender smiles and says, "Turn it around." The guys turns the apple and it tastes like orange juice, so he finishes the apple.

Just then, a beautiful woman walks past the two men and the guy says to the bartender, "You know, I could sure go for some ***** about now."

2006-12-12 08:19:29 · 27 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 08:19:22 · 9 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

Not to say it was an emotional song...just done very very well.

2006-12-12 08:19:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My Dad wants to know what I want from Christmas from him.
But the only thing is I have no clue what I want. I need suggestions so I can tell him what I want. :)

2006-12-12 08:19:19 · 6 answers · asked by richandfamoussee 2 in Other - Entertainment

idiot you actually came to check out this question...lame people.

2006-12-12 08:19:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

of them? Do you think you could be in a relationship like that?

2006-12-12 08:18:56 · 13 answers · asked by Sharon 5 in Celebrities

2006-12-12 08:18:56 · 28 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop when he noticed a suspicious looking package, he opened it and inside there was a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it.He got on the phone straight away to the police."Is it ticking" asked the policeman."No ", replied Paddy, "i dink its a ham salad".

2006-12-12 08:18:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

LION KING IS MY #1 FAVORITE~

2006-12-12 08:18:13 · 40 answers · asked by MusicFanatic101 2 in Movies

A pastor named John Fuzz was walking through town when he walked by a bar and spotted a woman who was a member of his congregation drinking in the bar. He walked into the bar and said "You shouldn't be drinking. It isn't right. The woman replied, "You're right." The pastor then offered to take her home. The woman was so drunk when she began to stand up she lost her balance and grabbed onto the pastor and both fell on the floor. The pastor was struggling to get her back up when her skirt went up above her waist. Just then the bartender walked by and said "Hey, we don't allow that kind of behavior in here. You are going to have to leave." The pastor replied, "But you don't understand. I'm Pastor Fuzz." The bartender then said "Well, ok. If you're that far along, go ahead."

2006-12-12 08:18:08 · 13 answers · asked by #1betterthanyou 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 08:18:02 · 13 answers · asked by alltooconfused 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 08:17:54 · 7 answers · asked by nena_en_austin 5 in Celebrities