A guy goes into a bar and says, "Gimme a gin and tonic." The bartender reaches under the bar and places an apple on it. The guys looks and the apple skeptically and the bartender says, "Go ahead. Take a bite." The guy takes a bite and incredibly, it tastes like gin. The bartender smiles and says, "Turn it around." He does and it tastes like tonic. He finishes the apple.
A few minutes pass and the guy says, "Gimme a vodka and orange juice." The bartender once again reaches behind the bar and places another apple on it. The guy eyes the suspicious fruit and the bartender says, "Go ahead. Take a bite." He bites into it and he can't believe it. It tastes like vodka. The bartender smiles and says, "Turn it around." The guys turns the apple and it tastes like orange juice, so he finishes the apple.
Just then, a beautiful woman walks past the two men and the guy says to the bartender, "You know, I could sure go for some ***** about now."
2006-12-12 08:19:29 · 27 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just then, a beautiful woman walks past the two men and the guy says to the bartender, "You know, I could sure go for some p*ssy about now." The bartender nods, reaches below the bar and produces yet another apple. The guys says, "No way man." The bartender says, "Go ahead. Take a bite."
He takes a bite and angrily spits out the apple. "Yuck!! That tastes like sh*t, man!!!" The bartender smiles and says, "Turn it around
2006-12-12 08:20:13 · update #1
What can I say? Brilliant as per usual!! Keep em cuming!!! lol xxxx
2006-12-12 08:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have got on the wrong side of Snow White ! haha
2006-12-12 08:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A liitle lame.
2006-12-12 08:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha Funny! I will be suspicious of all apples in future! Ha ha!
2006-12-12 08:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was funny. I laughed petty loud!
2006-12-12 08:44:04 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one again ploppy chris w why are u answering you should be posting
2006-12-12 08:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
still a bit long lol
2006-12-12 11:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's offensive to the ladies
2006-12-12 10:26:17 · answer #8 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like
2006-12-12 08:23:17 · answer #9 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
right. okay. whatever. funny. a little bit. lots. really funny. well i'm lmao. again.
2006-12-12 08:39:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋