Paddy was waiting at the bus stop when he noticed a suspicious looking package, he opened it and inside there was a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it.He got on the phone straight away to the police."Is it ticking" asked the policeman."No ", replied Paddy, "i dink its a ham salad".
2006-12-12 08:18:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
are you blind, i just told that one 10 minutes ago....poor you...pay attention
2006-12-12 08:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a bit cheesy to me 1 haha
2006-12-12 08:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They told this on the Chris Moyles show yesterday. Sorry
2006-12-12 08:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by michelle p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
comedy dave told this on radio 1 yesterday
2006-12-12 08:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that ones on this page by chris w
2006-12-12 08:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i kinda get it, kinda don't but otherwise its a cute joke!
2006-12-12 08:20:45 · answer #6 · answered by london.paris17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-12-12 11:09:31 · answer #7 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I love that joke. Ah the old ones are the best.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one!
2006-12-12 08:20:25 · answer #8 · answered by Little miss naughty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES
2006-12-12 14:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit dumb..... but funny
2006-12-12 08:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by Dash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋