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A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc...

After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.

The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.

The farmer hangs up and gives this some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means that he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."

2006-12-12 08:22:32 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

oh no, were they all hambushed..corny yes....first time theyv'e had a sausage .....8outta 10.

2006-12-12 08:28:25 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0 0

funny lol 10/10 x

2006-12-12 16:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahhaha
got a right chuckle out of that
thanks

2006-12-12 16:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0 0

ow that sick farmer how could he 9/10

2006-12-12 16:27:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have you heard of a "pig in a poke?" (UK idiom) haha

2006-12-12 16:42:07 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

V. naughty! and a tiny bit gross, but altogether you had me LMAO! LOL!

2006-12-12 16:35:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0 0

hehehehe your on a roll tonight mate

2006-12-12 16:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0 0

Snicker, snicker. Wrong. Very wrong.

2006-12-12 16:25:48 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 0 0

hehe

2006-12-12 16:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

better than your last one...but not great

2006-12-12 16:25:48 · answer #10 · answered by Mom to Foster Children 6 · 0 0

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