Entertainment & Music - 9 December 2006

My friends and I like to tell each other Yo Momma jokes during lunch. Any of these kind of jokes or blonde jokes too would be really helpful!

2006-12-09 09:33:55 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Kayla♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 09:33:00 · 8 answers · asked by jEN 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 09:32:38 · 16 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa Singh: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying....'You are watching the Star World Channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?"
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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Why Adam and Eve were NOT Chinese or Korean??

If they would have been Chinese or Korean, they would have thrown that apple and eaten the snake...
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One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were newly married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger.
Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; You don't love me any more..."
"It has nothing to do with love darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now."
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A woman sits down next to an attractive man on a bus. She says "you look just like my 4th husband". The man replies, "Your FOURTH husband, how many times have you been married?" "Three" the woman replies

2006-12-09 09:32:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 09:32:10 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Comics & Animation

Who got voted out tonight, I missed it?

2006-12-09 09:32:08 · 17 answers · asked by sharon r 3 in Television

ktnn is the navajo nation radio station in Window Rock, AZ

2006-12-09 09:31:50 · 1 answers · asked by EDWARD A 1 in Music

who else collects knifes? What different kind of knives do you have, and which is your favorite.

2006-12-09 09:31:46 · 9 answers · asked by AJ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Whoever answers with what I think is the most honesty gets 10 points! Worth a shot, right?

2006-12-09 09:31:01 · 28 answers · asked by Can'tChange 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 09:30:37 · 12 answers · asked by wylie8462000 1 in Television

I can't get it from these places:
iTunes
eBay
Amazon
HMV
Virgin
Play
CD Wow
And I don't want to download it illegally

2006-12-09 09:30:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty want you please take me home?

2006-12-09 09:30:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Englishman.

The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".

2006-12-09 09:30:03 · 8 answers · asked by Mike P 1 in Jokes & Riddles

what is

1 dhiorioioaka
2 reiowqnoesn
3 eiruvbeosmc

the funnier the answers the better

2006-12-09 09:29:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

do you find when you're busting for a pee stuck in traffic that thinking about s e x takes the feeling of needing a pee away

2006-12-09 09:29:37 · 35 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

the songs that can actually make you shead a tear, that the lyrics are so poetic and you can visualize every moment

what are some of those songs you know?

one that i can think of is Last Kiss by Pearl Jam
thats a pretty sad song

2006-12-09 09:28:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My mother is jewish and according to judaism, the religion runbs by the mother, My father Is Christian Orthodox and according to christian orthodoxsim (?), it runs by the father
BUT i dont believe in god or anyof that faith craap.
Am i a jewish atheist? A chritian atheist??

2006-12-09 09:28:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you just cant look into their eyes

2006-12-09 09:28:48 · 15 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 09:28:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can anyone give me the lyrics to the song chasing cars?

2006-12-09 09:28:36 · 12 answers · asked by <3 2 in Music

2006-12-09 09:27:51 · 6 answers · asked by Lyndsay E 1 in Music

k. on the bus, we always make jokes... so, i need some good ones... fat jokes maybe? those wud be useful

2006-12-09 09:27:51 · 8 answers · asked by xojessox 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't know. Maybe I'm just being a fart. It just seems like they're never ending. And how can we answer most of them anyway? We don't know the person and they give us so little info about the situation. It could be someone crying, "Why don't they call me any more?" when really they just cheated on their partner or something like that they neglected to tell us.

2006-12-09 09:27:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how many hampsters do i have?

2006-12-09 09:26:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This guy goes into a restraurant to eat dinner.He looks at the menu and to his surprise there are only 3 things.....
1.hamburger $3.00
2.cheeseburger$4.00
3.handjob $10.00
So the waitress asked him if he was ready to order,he said"Are you the one who gives the hand-job??"Why yes i am she said.
OK......go wash your hands...i want the cheeseburger!!

2006-12-09 09:26:48 · 9 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5 in Jokes & Riddles

This a guy how call the policeman office asking what is the number to 911 , the officer say for what is your emergency.

he reply to him " I want order a pizza " , then the policeman say .

what is your name he reply 811 , the policeman ask him again then he say it again 811.

he ask him he use drugs , he answer only the legal , the he ask which one , cofee.

please give me the number . I have to tak to him.

who is your father that why ask you where i call him.

my father is 911

2006-12-09 09:26:36 · 12 answers · asked by student 2 in Jokes & Riddles

or a blend

2006-12-09 09:26:34 · 17 answers · asked by savvy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 09:26:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-09 09:26:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 09:24:53 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music