An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.
The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.
The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"
The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".
"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"
"Sure", Says the Englishman.
The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.
The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.
About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.
The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".
The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".
2006-12-09 09:30:03 · 8 answers · asked by Mike P 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-09 09:32:42 · update #1
haahahhah that was great!
2006-12-09 09:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by James Dean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth a giggle.
2006-12-09 17:36:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
obviously this geni is hard of hearing.
2006-12-09 17:32:59 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ehh... not hilarious...but kind of funny.
2006-12-09 17:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaa
2006-12-09 17:32:46 · answer #5 · answered by fieldhockey.love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cracked a smile....
2006-12-09 18:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really, really cute
2006-12-09 17:33:21 · answer #7 · answered by terran mech boss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny.
thanks.
2006-12-09 17:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋