i need jokes !!!?

Question

k. on the bus, we always make jokes... so, i need some good ones... fat jokes maybe? those wud be useful

the fat jokes r about this kid on my bus

Answer 1

Here is a huge list of cheat codes print them:


Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ***, she has friends come help.
Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ***.
Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.
Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "Uncle!"
Yo mama's so fat, Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper, they gave her the sign.
Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama" Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.
Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Answer 2

Did I get it right??
You want a joke to embarrass
a fat kid on your bus.
There isn't anything I could add
to your stupidity.....
How about if you just try to make
all the kids laugh, and not use some
poor kid to make yourself look bigger.
Everybody likes a joke, no one likes
a sharp stick in the eye.
Put yourself in his place.

Answer 3

1.) Yo momma's so fat that when she ordered a water bed, they just laid a blanket on a pacific ocean.

2.)Yo momma's so fact that when i said it wuz chilly outside, she went out with a bowl and a spoon and asked where?

3.)Yo momma's so fat she got baptized at sea world.

Answer 4

I don't have a good fat one but how about poor?

Yo Momma-or you- so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Answer 5

ok heres 2 i heard on t.v.
1. yo mama is so fat, that when she broke a leg gravy poured out!
2. yo mama is so fat , she comes from both sides of the family.
i thought they were funny, email me @ [e-mail]

Answer 6

grab two quaters and hold them both to your ears and when someone asks you what your doing say im listneing to 50 cent....a kid did it at ym school and i couldnt stop laughin at how raw it came out.

Answer 7

if u wnat joke's give me ur e-mail address . i got lot's of joke's .

Answer 8

look at all me funny jokies me have posted!