Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa Singh: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying....'You are watching the Star World Channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?"
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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Why Adam and Eve were NOT Chinese or Korean??
If they would have been Chinese or Korean, they would have thrown that apple and eaten the snake...
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One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were newly married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger.
Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; You don't love me any more..."
"It has nothing to do with love darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now."
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A woman sits down next to an attractive man on a bus. She says "you look just like my 4th husband". The man replies, "Your FOURTH husband, how many times have you been married?" "Three" the woman replies
2006-12-09 09:32:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like these also.
2006-12-09 09:36:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The lasy one gets a7 the rest 5's
2006-12-09 10:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm loving 2, 3, and 6. The others are just okay. My favorite is 3.
2006-12-09 09:36:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!!! especially liked the wizard one and the fourth husband
2006-12-09 09:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pbbbbbbbbbb XP
2006-12-09 12:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Michaela Lawson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny... the best one was the 2nd one.
2006-12-09 09:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok???????? i only like the first one and the second on but all of the other ones are GAYYYYY!! ;)
2006-12-09 09:39:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um.... most of them were pretty bad the last one was sort of funny tho.
2006-12-09 09:36:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha ... keep them coming they r reallllllly great
2006-12-09 09:39:57 · answer #9 · answered by Zeina B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, that was like so lame..
im gonna like go read a book now..
2006-12-09 09:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by ~**Milanou**~ Z 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋