Entertainment & Music - 9 December 2006

2006-12-09 09:43:15 · 10 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

is a dog a cat

2006-12-09 09:42:34 · 12 answers · asked by No Picture 1 in Polls & Surveys

An old man gets up one morning and starts to get dressed.

His wife asks, "Where ya' going?"

He answers, "I'm going to Dr."

Wife says, "I didn't know you were sick?"

Husband says, "I'm not, I'm going to get some of that VIAGRA"

So the wife gets up and starts to get dressed.

Husband says, "Where ya' going?"

Wife responds, "I'm going to the Dr."

Husband says, "I didn't know you were sick?"

Wife answers, "I'm not, but if your going to put that rusty old thing in me, I'm getting a tetnis shot!!!"

True story...this joke was told to me the other day by a random little old man in Safeway, whom I smiled at, and he asked me if I wanted to hear a joke.

When he was done telling it, he looked away and walked away...and I was left with my jaw hanging open in the cereal isle.

2006-12-09 09:42:24 · 34 answers · asked by Dolphin lover 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 09:42:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

two men were standing in the food court line .... the man behind me asked what r u doin.... seeing if i can put these hats on lay away... her's your sign

2006-12-09 09:41:32 · 11 answers · asked by Imperfection At Its Finest. 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 09:41:32 · 17 answers · asked by Patricia W 1 in Music

I was listening to How to Touch a Girl ('s Heart) by Jojo and I thought it reminded me of '50s, '30s. I was looking for something similar.

Here's the link to JoJo's song if anyone's interested in how it sounds and what I'm looking for. The lyrics sound kind of stupid for a 15 year old th o.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-a-_2IQe5A

2006-12-09 09:41:03 · 5 answers · asked by bebeeangeldust 4 in Music

2006-12-09 09:40:40 · 26 answers · asked by Chill_Out 3 in Jokes & Riddles

which song is better

sexyback

or

My love?

tell me!!!

2006-12-09 09:40:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'd hate to look in to those eyes and see and ounce of pain.

I love this song!

2006-12-09 09:40:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like some rap. Rappers who actually have something to say in the form of a story or to get a message across are completely fine, and I respect some of them too (most recently Lupe Fiasco). But what is so appealing about so many "artists" who have done nothing but talk about their grillz and shootouts to get to where they are? Beats have nothing to do with this, either. You can easily put a good beat together but put sensible lyrics behind it.
Basically, in short, how is this considered music at all?

2006-12-09 09:39:19 · 22 answers · asked by CDRun87 2 in Music

Abnormal as in not used that often or weird sounding. I like the name Malcolm.

2006-12-09 09:39:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have some jazz, mingus, coltrane ,davis, peterson, etc---but I feel I am hitting and missing. I am looking for the records YOU feel are essential!!! Trapped on a desert island and only allowed 10-20 jazz recordings!!!!

Any Help???

2006-12-09 09:39:07 · 4 answers · asked by James C 1 in Music

2006-12-09 09:39:05 · 3 answers · asked by No Picture 1 in Polls & Surveys

I know Mariah carey did a version, but she wasn't the original.

2006-12-09 09:38:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Its the fear of being persued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor!!

2006-12-09 09:38:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Abnormal as in not used that often or weird sounding. I like the name Merdaniel.

2006-12-09 09:37:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a guy walks into a bar, celebrating his 1st BJ, and drinks 9 shots of straight vodka (eew). when he goes to get his tab, the bartender said "ill give you a free drink for ur 1st BJ. pick a drink"... the man said "if 9 shots of straight vodka wouldnt get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will!" hehe... lol

2006-12-09 09:37:29 · 5 answers · asked by xojessox 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I've got a friend that's turning 17 really soon and she's never kissed or done anything.Is this weird?

2006-12-09 09:37:10 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 09:36:58 · 21 answers · asked by lilmissperfect_2013 2 in Polls & Surveys

Ashley Tisdale's new hot single ''Last Christmas'' says on itunes that its the clean version. so does that mean that theres an explicit version thats innappropiate? i dont think she would curse in any of her songs and it doesnt have an explicit verion on itunes so y does it says CLEAN version? someone tell me plz. and if there is an explicit version, where can i find it??? thnx

2006-12-09 09:36:33 · 2 answers · asked by NoBody 4 in Music

2006-12-09 09:36:16 · 12 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Polls & Surveys

a commercial provoked a minor bet as to who had the first one armed drummer. I say duran duran---- he says def leppard. a little help here to keep me from doing some really really horrible stuff , (hes talking running around the neighborhood and yelling really crazy stuff dressed like a halloween costume gone wrong) and thats the easy thing, i do not want to be doing this crazy crap for two weeks.

2006-12-09 09:36:04 · 7 answers · asked by moohah 1 in Polls & Surveys

Whats your favorite song?

2006-12-09 09:36:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-09 09:35:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 09:35:46 · 7 answers · asked by drsmokeitup 2 in Celebrities

I loved it so i want to hear your opinions!

2006-12-09 09:34:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok so this guy calls his wife and tells her that the plane had hit a deer.... the wife respondes OMG!!!! were u on the ground..... na santa was just making another yearly trip ....... here's ur sign

2006-12-09 09:34:31 · 14 answers · asked by Imperfection At Its Finest. 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 09:34:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He is in Hallmark's Channel's original movie "The Christmas Card".............

2006-12-09 09:34:16 · 1 answers · asked by RRH B 2 in Celebrities