An old man gets up one morning and starts to get dressed.
His wife asks, "Where ya' going?"
He answers, "I'm going to Dr."
Wife says, "I didn't know you were sick?"
Husband says, "I'm not, I'm going to get some of that VIAGRA"
So the wife gets up and starts to get dressed.
Husband says, "Where ya' going?"
Wife responds, "I'm going to the Dr."
Husband says, "I didn't know you were sick?"
Wife answers, "I'm not, but if your going to put that rusty old thing in me, I'm getting a tetnis shot!!!"
True story...this joke was told to me the other day by a random little old man in Safeway, whom I smiled at, and he asked me if I wanted to hear a joke.
When he was done telling it, he looked away and walked away...and I was left with my jaw hanging open in the cereal isle.
2006-12-09 09:42:24 · 34 answers · asked by Dolphin lover 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I Swear on my grandfathers grave, the story of when and were I heard it is true!
2006-12-09 09:46:25 · update #1
And actually, it's funny I said "I swear on my grandfathers grave" because that is just the kind of joke my grand dad would tell. I wonder if that old man knew my grandfather?
2006-12-09 10:08:52 · update #2
Grandpa's at it again...
Can't take your eyes off him for a minute.
Which Safeway did you say ?
2006-12-09 10:05:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2006-12-09 09:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-12-09 09:44:22 · answer #3 · answered by GC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems a little odd that a complete stranger would tell you a joke like that. But I give it a 7 out of 10.
2006-12-09 09:46:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it a bunch of times....so it might be a true story, but probably not...but its a good joke. Out of 1-10...I'd give it a 6.
2006-12-09 09:45:18 · answer #5 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give you a 6
2006-12-09 10:20:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10 not heard it before
2006-12-09 09:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
I Like It. Itsz Cute
i'll give it an [8]
=D
2006-12-09 09:51:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah. A 5. I prefer this one, its got something to do with your name. It's not supposed to insult you its just happens your name has dolphin in.
Q: What is the definition of a dolphin?
A: A homosexual shark!
2006-12-09 09:47:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt think it was that funny i would rate it a 3 out of 10
2006-12-09 09:45:37 · answer #10 · answered by jman828 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋