two men were standing in the food court line .... the man behind me asked what r u doin.... seeing if i can put these hats on lay away... her's your sign
2006-12-09 09:41:32 · 11 answers · asked by Imperfection At Its Finest. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.
Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater
Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion.
yo momma is so stupd she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
you momma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish
haha umm these are some yo momma jokes... look on http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/ for ones that you like i made some of em up lol good luck
2006-12-09 09:47:17 · answer #1 · answered by itsamberduh33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mommas Teeth so cricket, that when she smiles it looks like shes throwing up Gang Signs.. WEST SIDE!!!
2006-12-09 17:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the "w"s
yo mommas so dumb she threw a rock on the ground and missed
yo mommas so old that she got an autographed bible
yo mommas so poor she was kicking a can down the street and im like "what are you doing?" and shes like "moving"
2006-12-09 17:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma's so stupid that she went to a Clippers game looking for a haircut.
2006-12-09 18:07:26 · answer #4 · answered by Gia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny.
What about: yo momma's so fat she was standing in the road and we swerved to go around her but we ran outta gas b4 we got 2 the other side.
2006-12-09 17:45:17 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your momma's so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started singing we are family
2006-12-09 17:59:16 · answer #6 · answered by jen-jen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so fat she walk out of her house.People ask were is your house?
2006-12-09 17:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mommas so fat...when she got in the elevator...she HAD to go down
2006-12-09 17:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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heres a yoo mama joke--
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on a rainbow a skittle popped out!!
2006-12-09 17:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by Opal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mamma so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody!
2006-12-09 20:10:55 · answer #10 · answered by the 1 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋