Entertainment & Music - 9 December 2006

cause its pecker was caught in ur zipper haha

2006-12-09 18:44:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

♥(yes, yes, I know, I like movies)

2006-12-09 18:44:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a) homer simpson from (THE SIMPSONS)
b) mr bean (rowan atkinson)
c) Frank Barone (everybody loves raymond)
d) Joey tribionie (FRIENDS)
e) Borat ( Borat Movie)

AND why did you choose them?

2006-12-09 18:43:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Besides that one uses sharps and the other uses flats. You end up using the same set of black keys. They overlap in the Circle of 5th in my piano book, ad do G flat/F sharp and C flat/B sharp. Why is this?

And yes, I'm new at this (I'm trying to teach myself piano).

2006-12-09 18:43:01 · 6 answers · asked by ste614 1 in Music

I wrote it yesterday....


Day turns into night as I meander through the world.
How could this be are these deplorable condtions for me.
In need of the light I seek. Yet it eludes me.
Far greater struggles I shall see.
Warm-hearted in a freezing world.
Need it dissapate the heat for me to starve of myself.
Time has uncanningly wound down.
The split seconds of our reality is now nonexistant.
We are no more. I have yet to reach the summit.
I lingered to long and the darkness descended.
I can't see and now my path is bleak.

2006-12-09 18:42:53 · 16 answers · asked by ElDarado05 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 18:42:20 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why do some people ask questions on here that might take them 10 minutes to get an answer but if you would google it, it would take at the most....10 seconds. haha just wondering...

2006-12-09 18:42:01 · 6 answers · asked by Brittney 3 in Polls & Surveys

my very fav era of music is the 80's, but i reall do enjoy 50's music as well. whats your fav singer or band from that era?

2006-12-09 18:41:58 · 6 answers · asked by carriec 7 in Music

I feel the need to get horizontal for a few hours! Goodnight!!

2006-12-09 18:40:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 18:40:46 · 13 answers · asked by ROCKER CHICK 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 18:40:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It gets wet

2006-12-09 18:40:12 · 8 answers · asked by ya_face_sux 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A lady who was about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.



This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and had the man arrested.



The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well, your Honour. It was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that read: 'The Gold Dust Twins Are Coming,' and I had to smile."



"Then she moved and sat under a sign that read: 'Sloan's Liniment Will Reduce the Swelling,' and I had to grin."



"Then she placed herself under a sign that read: 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly control myself."



"But, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that read: 'Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident,' I laughed out loud."



"Case Dismissed." replied the Judge.

2006-12-09 18:39:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 18:39:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

what is the very first video that you remeber watching? i would have to say the very first video i remember watching was thriller.

2006-12-09 18:39:19 · 16 answers · asked by carriec 7 in Music

2006-12-09 18:37:41 · 28 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

that are indie or sound like Death Cab for Cutie....

i love their music but i want something else to listen to.

2006-12-09 18:37:27 · 7 answers · asked by Brittney 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 18:37:19 · 9 answers · asked by caseylynpukang 1 in Horoscopes

2006-12-09 18:37:17 · 4 answers · asked by ste614 1 in Music

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making
cakes".

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes.

The next day the girl says to her mother "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?". Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa"
#2
A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"

This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up.

He zipped it up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said, No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tires."

she got fired!

2006-12-09 18:37:02 · 8 answers · asked by somsom120 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What kind do you want and what toppings do you like??

2006-12-09 18:36:29 · 12 answers · asked by whrldpz 7 in Polls & Surveys

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.

Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.

When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously.

When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying -
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure......."

2006-12-09 18:36:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

lol, lame, I know.

2006-12-09 18:34:51 · 9 answers · asked by Greg S 3 in Music

2006-12-09 18:34:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you subscribe to any magazines? If so which ones and for how much? Are do you save on the initial cover price? How do you feel about the more culturally edgy magazines?

2006-12-09 18:33:18 · 15 answers · asked by Olla 2 in Magazines

the ones who type...

.....2 points! ?

I don't get it, is it said for fear that we who ask don't know you will receive 2 points? LOL...
OR
Is it that you simply have nothing to say...my question would then be "Why are you on !answers to begin with?"
Lastly
If the question is one in which you simply don't like or think is stupid, why don't you not answer it or just type "IDK" or "N/A"...
or simply speak your mind kindly?

Just wondering...
and Laughing!

mandy

2006-12-09 18:32:55 · 11 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

It sounds like "de digga dee de digga dee " well, if u were here u would know what im talking about... by the way it sounds... i think it says something like have a very merry christmas...

2006-12-09 18:32:41 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

There must be a spy on here does anyone have spy removal kit I see racist, nasty, sex, etc etc questions on here all the time and then I ask this ("Why are people so Damn hateful now report this as-hole")? and it is instantly removed I just don't understand i wish we could start a new forum without all the trolls

2006-12-09 18:32:15 · 7 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

"You snooze you lose!"

2006-12-09 18:31:44 · 22 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

1. Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon but I need it badly. I haven’t had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out hard and soft if u would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure u can satisfy my need and I'd be very grateful if u would. I am very desperate and I need your help. you think I have a lot of nerve but I feel my tongue wrapping around it and me sucking all the juices until it is very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush no longer so... do you have a piece of gum?

2006-12-09 18:31:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles