A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past,
looks up, and says to the monkey: "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says: "Smokin' a joint. Come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few
tokes together. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is dry and that
he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, ditty hops on through the jungle to the river, and leans over the riverbank to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to the side. The crocodile asks: "What's the matter with you??"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree, smoking
a joint with the monkey, got too stoned, and fell into the river while
taking a drink. The crocodile decides he has to check out this hippie
monkey, who must have some really good weed, and walks off into the jungle.
He finds the monkey still sitting in a tree and stoking on a joint. The
crocodile looks up and says: "Hey, you!"
The monkey looks down and says: "Ffuuucccckkkk dude! How much water did
you drink??"
2006-12-09
17:48:41
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