A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past,
looks up, and says to the monkey: "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says: "Smokin' a joint. Come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few
tokes together. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is dry and that
he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, ditty hops on through the jungle to the river, and leans over the riverbank to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to the side. The crocodile asks: "What's the matter with you??"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree, smoking
a joint with the monkey, got too stoned, and fell into the river while
taking a drink. The crocodile decides he has to check out this hippie
monkey, who must have some really good weed, and walks off into the jungle.
He finds the monkey still sitting in a tree and stoking on a joint. The
crocodile looks up and says: "Hey, you!"
The monkey looks down and says: "Ffuuucccckkkk dude! How much water did
you drink??"
2006-12-09 17:48:41 · 14 answers · asked by ThisSongsForYou 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah thats funny. i like that one, ive heard it before,i love stoner jokes.
2006-12-09 17:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by L.A. WOMAN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 02:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by delosreyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the best jokes I've heard. A man has been blown off course in his hot air balloon and notices a man nearby on the ground.
The man in the balloon says, "Hey, do you know where I am?"
The guy on the ground looks up and says, "Yeah, you're in a balloon!"
The man in the balloon says back,"In a balloon eh? You must work in IT."
The guy on the ground says, "Yeah, how did you know?"
The guy in the balloon says, "Well, what you said is technically correct, but its of no use to anyone."
The guy on the ground says, "So, I guess you must work in management then!"
The guy in the balloon says, "Yep, how did you know."
The guy on the ground says, "You don't know where you're going or where you're at and now you're asking me for help and you're saying its all my fault!"
2006-12-09 18:06:09 · answer #3 · answered by Scott L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can see how some people would think it's funny, but I don't like the drug referance and cussing.
2006-12-09 18:15:29 · answer #4 · answered by BoBa QuEeN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steve Irwin would've loved that one
2006-12-09 18:08:06 · answer #5 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my gosh, i just saw that same exact joke like a week ago. get some new material will ya?
btw it's not very funny.
2006-12-09 18:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be pretty stoned yourself if you're thinking that's the funniest joke you've ever heard.
2006-12-09 17:55:41 · answer #7 · answered by EQ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think I've seen it before, but it still made me laugh. Good joke.
2006-12-09 17:51:20 · answer #8 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
that is soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
that really made me laugh
i have never heard that before
2006-12-09 18:01:23 · answer #9 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, that is ******* hilarious. Im telling it and passing it off as mine. (im sorry, but its that good)
2006-12-09 17:57:41 · answer #10 · answered by Danny G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋