1. Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon but I need it badly. I haven’t had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out hard and soft if u would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure u can satisfy my need and I'd be very grateful if u would. I am very desperate and I need your help. you think I have a lot of nerve but I feel my tongue wrapping around it and me sucking all the juices until it is very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush no longer so... do you have a piece of gum?
2006-12-09 18:31:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. No, but I have some Lifesavers. Want one to suck on one? LOL.
I love this Joke! LOL. I read it to my sister. She fussed at me! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
2006-12-10 03:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ain't got no gum, fancy a pickle? Twinkie? Corndog?
somebody told me that a woman wants a lot from a man and a man only wants one thing from a lot of women.
2006-12-10 03:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by DelVinci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's long, hard, and full and semen (seamen)? A submarine....The gay whale bit a submarine in half and sucked out all the seamen.....and didn't want any gum to clean his palate.....lol
2006-12-10 11:11:55 · answer #3 · answered by Wee W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, love your jokes, but first one I've responded to, you might like this French ad on the same theme
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3i5o_gum-condoms
2006-12-10 04:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL so funny, thats the 12/10 one lol
2006-12-10 12:08:35 · answer #5 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to answer your original question ("What were u thinking?").
I was wondering if bad relationships ever turn good.
What are your thoughts on that?
2006-12-10 02:34:24 · answer #6 · answered by seaofcolour 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it a bad thing that I have an erection?
Btw I was imagining your face on ur profile doing that to me
2006-12-10 04:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by ya_face_sux 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you are Wrigleying out of this one! haha
2006-12-10 07:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who knew that chewing gum was so sexy,lol
2006-12-10 02:34:58 · answer #9 · answered by champagne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chewing gum...sex... makes a nice combination!!
2006-12-10 02:39:05 · answer #10 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋