Entertainment & Music - 9 December 2006

2006-12-09 19:02:34 · 7 answers · asked by astronut 1 in Polls & Surveys

lately, I have been feeling this unsaid connection with just about everyone in Y/A community. I know this may sound a little corney, but I kinda feel we are all like a big family! does anyone else agree?

2006-12-09 19:02:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or will u just die with ur unknown love???

2006-12-09 19:00:42 · 13 answers · asked by *~butterfly~* 3 in Polls & Surveys

heheh :) ?

2006-12-09 18:58:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 18:58:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

At whatever age you're at right now, and whatever experiences you've been through, if you had only 2 choices - 1) To marry and be faithful (security) or 2) Sleep with many different women, and have many shallow relationships throughout your life, never to settle down(freedom)......which would you choose? PS - I won't judge....nor I won't tell anyone!!

2006-12-09 18:58:42 · 11 answers · asked by shez_a_maneater 3 in Polls & Surveys

SIN ???

2006-12-09 18:57:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment
above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bulls-h-i-t-ing me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

2006-12-09 18:57:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When me prayers were poorly said,

Who tucked me in me widdle bed,

And spanked me till me **** was red,

Me Mudder!



Who took me from me cozy cot,

And put me on the ice cold pot,

And made me pee when I could not,

Me Mudder!



And when the morning light would come

And in me crib me dribbled some,

Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,

Me Mudder!



Who would me hair so neatly part

And hug me gently to her heart,

Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,

Me Mudder!

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit

And nearly have a king-size fit,

When in me Sunday pants me s*** ,

Me Mudder!



When at night her bed did squeak

Me raised me head to have a peek,

Who yelled at me to go to sleep,

Me Fadder!

2006-12-09 18:56:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool,so he decides he had better dive down to rescue the head.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my fuking ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some **** puts a swimming cap on me!"

2006-12-09 18:55:10 · 8 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

what was your fav cartoon? mine two favs was strawberry shortcake and my little ponys.

2006-12-09 18:55:02 · 6 answers · asked by carriec 7 in Comics & Animation

A Somali arrives in Saskatoon. He is a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country!"

But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having me in such a beautiful country of Canada!"

The person says "I no Canadian, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees, he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Canada."

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not a Canadian."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a Canadian?"

She says, "No, I am from Jamaica!"

So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"

The Jamaican lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at work."

2006-12-09 18:54:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 18:53:59 · 33 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.



The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.



Curious, the husband said, "Who was that?"



And his lovely wife replies, "I don't have any idea who it was.

It was some stupid woman wanting to know "if the coast is clear."

2006-12-09 18:52:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

answer questions on Yahoo! Answers based on the person's avatar/gender??

2006-12-09 18:51:49 · 24 answers · asked by hana 2 in Polls & Surveys

i had the great fortune of meeting crosby, stills and nash. they were staying at the resort that i work at before a show and ran into them several times. got back stage passes and actually got to hang out with them before the show, we even drank david crosbys' beer! (he likes sierra nevada pale ale). they were incredibly down to earth and kind, gave us lots of momentos too!

2006-12-09 18:51:22 · 11 answers · asked by chinacat 3 in Music

♥

2006-12-09 18:51:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't have BitTorrent, nor can I download it onto my computer... are there any alternatives?

2006-12-09 18:50:47 · 1 answers · asked by Taylor B 2 in Television

You HAVE to pick one.

1. Eat a live cockroach
2. Lick your toes after running in shoes all day
3. Drink dog pee

2006-12-09 18:50:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Miss... Could I see your driver's license?"

"What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.

"It's usually in your wallet" replied the officer.

After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.

"Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.

"Registration... What's that?" asked the blonde.

"It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.

"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration.

After a few moments, the dispatcher came back; "Is this woman driving a red sports car?"

"Yes...." replied the officer

"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher

"Yes" replied the cop.

"Here's what you have to do..." Said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."

"What? I can't do that. It's inappropriate!" exclaimed the cop.

"Trust me... Just do it..." said the dispatcher.

So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.

The blonde looks down and sighs "Oh no... Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!"

2006-12-09 18:49:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 18:49:49 · 30 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

There is an empty room with no furniture, just the four walls. When you come in the is a guy who hung himself from the ceiling. (too high to jump). Underneath the guy there is a puddle. How did the guy hang himself?

2006-12-09 18:49:10 · 15 answers · asked by qesloqes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 18:48:29 · 23 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

all the users .. on YA .. will come to u.. PERSONALLY.... and ask these same questions... at the SAME TIME !!...

wud u still answer them ??.. i mean.. online we have a chance to look at the questions .. and choose ...

well if that happened to me.. either i will run away.. or i will faint !.. heheh :)

wht abt u ??

2006-12-09 18:47:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 18:47:10 · 12 answers · asked by Inno 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 18:46:00 · 2 answers · asked by robyn b 1 in Television

2006-12-09 18:45:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

See i really want to be come emo. And the only way is to act like one and hang with emo people. Im kinda on the goth side but i want to hang with emo people.How do i do that?How do i communicate with them? Miggale

2006-12-09 18:45:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-09 18:45:06 · 19 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

Whats hard and hairy on the outside...soft and wet on the inside...starts with a "C"...ends with a "T"..and has a "U" and an "N" it it?











Cu-cu-cu-cu- coconut!

2006-12-09 18:45:03 · 10 answers · asked by CaptCanuck23 2 in Jokes & Riddles