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A Somali arrives in Saskatoon. He is a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country!"

But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having me in such a beautiful country of Canada!"

The person says "I no Canadian, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees, he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Canada."

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not a Canadian."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a Canadian?"

She says, "No, I am from Jamaica!"

So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"

The Jamaican lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at work."

2006-12-09 18:54:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

lol

2006-12-09 19:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by CaptCanuck23 2 · 1 0

hi--i'm an American residing in Canada. Even my Canadian husband each so often supplies me a tricky time for being a Yankee. i assume all human beings are seen Yankees even although i'm from the South. besides, no person has ever been antagonistic in direction of me. each and all the "American" jokes do get a sprint tiresome although. all of us is oftentimes asking me approximately President Bush and why he's doing this or that---like i know. i did no longer even vote for him. Canadians are an somewhat laid back human beings. they are not haters and that they does not cope with you badly in basic terms when you consider which you're an American. maximum folk understand that the yankee government is break away the time-honored citizen and that we don't inevitably believe our government each and all the time. it relatively is somewhat basic for an American to assimilate into the Canadian custom as the two are so similiar. I even have an accessory so human beings know precise away that i'm no longer from right here yet in any different case no person might know if i did no longer tell them. Our acquaintances right here like razzing me approximately Bush, gas fees, and the unusual techniques of the human beings besides the shown fact that that's all in stable relaxing. I in basic terms tease them back and ask them the place the polar bears and penguins are!

2016-10-14 09:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by croes 4 · 0 0

Oyyyyyy.

That's funny though.

2006-12-09 18:57:00 · answer #3 · answered by catwomanmeeeeow 6 · 0 0

Hehe ~ u mean all these immigrants are not working at there?

2006-12-09 21:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

It's funny because it's true.

2006-12-09 19:11:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ooh!! LOL. LOL.

Does that sound familiar to you, at all? LOL.

2006-12-10 10:38:53 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

It brought a chuckle and a smile. ;-)

2006-12-11 08:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Hmmmmm ... :(

2006-12-09 18:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Carol♥ 7 · 0 0

welcome ..thx!

2006-12-09 18:59:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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