One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Miss... Could I see your driver's license?"
"What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet" replied the officer.
After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.
"Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration... What's that?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration.
After a few moments, the dispatcher came back; "Is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes...." replied the officer
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
"Yes" replied the cop.
"Here's what you have to do..." Said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."
"What? I can't do that. It's inappropriate!" exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me... Just do it..." said the dispatcher.
So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs "Oh no... Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!"
2006-12-09 18:49:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that is a good one *claps* 10/10 A********** well done! x
2006-12-09 20:06:20 · answer #1 · answered by jiving 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man runs over a rabbit on the highway, and pulls off the road to cry, in regret, because he loves animals. A blonde drives past, notices the man, and stops to investigate. The blonde says, "Why are you crying"? The man says ""Because I just killed a rabbit, and I love animals". The blonde says"Don't worry, I'll fix it". The blonde reaches into her purse and pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the dead rabbit with it. The rabbit jumps to his feet, hops away, and waves to the blonde and the man at regular intervals, until he disappears over the horizon. The man says to the blonde "What the hell was in that can?". The blonde says, "It's just ordinary hair spray". The man grabs the can from the blonde in disbelief, and reads the label. The label says "Restores lost hair (hare) and adds permanent wave"....
2006-12-10 11:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by Wee W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha
2006-12-10 02:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2006-12-10 02:53:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one. I'm sure the officers will get a kick out this one.
2006-12-10 02:59:18 · answer #5 · answered by John K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. love the blonde jokes
2006-12-10 02:54:47 · answer #6 · answered by nicolefrenzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your good today keep em coming 9/10
2006-12-10 04:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have got the funniest jokes i have ever heard!
2006-12-10 05:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
best one today, you could give roy chubby brown a run for his money. brilliant.
2006-12-10 03:04:18 · answer #9 · answered by ShayMonYou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny lo l
2006-12-10 12:06:48 · answer #10 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋