When me prayers were poorly said,
Who tucked me in me widdle bed,
And spanked me till me **** was red,
Me Mudder!
Who took me from me cozy cot,
And put me on the ice cold pot,
And made me pee when I could not,
Me Mudder!
And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribbled some,
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,
Me Mudder!
Who would me hair so neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart,
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,
Me Mudder!
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king-size fit,
When in me Sunday pants me s*** ,
Me Mudder!
When at night her bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peek,
Who yelled at me to go to sleep,
Me Fadder!
2006-12-09 18:56:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
didn't know you had two talents well done 10/10
2006-12-09 20:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As the song goes: Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder! haha
2006-12-10 07:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me thinks you have a future in poetry....... (But don't tell ya mudder......LOL!!)
2006-12-10 03:01:35 · answer #3 · answered by Chief Paduke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol forget TV, just write a book lol ,should make £$£$£$£$£$£$
2006-12-10 11:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice family
2006-12-10 03:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by nicolefrenzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2006-12-10 02:58:56 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a cracker
2006-12-10 03:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by barrie s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your good always good thanx
2006-12-10 04:29:57 · answer #8 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋