Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"

2006-12-06 07:30:49 · 33 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 07:30:32 · 17 answers · asked by thee 1 in Horoscopes

2006-12-06 07:30:22 · 6 answers · asked by mustang_dimples 1 in Television

personally, i'll go see rocky, not rambo

2006-12-06 07:30:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I missed last weeks episode and wanted to know what happend. Can anyone help me out?

2006-12-06 07:30:01 · 2 answers · asked by sweet_p_719 2 in Television

2006-12-06 07:29:59 · 26 answers · asked by Youngling 4 in Polls & Surveys

what makes an aries tick, what is the best way to get to their hearts?, what is the best way to piss them off, is it beneficial to play hard to get?

2006-12-06 07:29:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

do you like girls with glasses?

i honestly do not like guys with them although i wear glasses myself?

2006-12-06 07:29:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 07:28:38 · 10 answers · asked by isca_monkey 2 in Television

You know like Bush " I like books coz sometimes they've got really great pictures in".

2006-12-06 07:28:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He is the funniest viking on here, and I cant bring his details up. Bring Eric back. Bring Eric back, Bring Eric back

2006-12-06 07:26:37 · 4 answers · asked by Luke H 2 in Comics & Animation

me and my brother were shoveling the dog poop that was in our backyard and i was gonna throw it over the fence and my brother was in the way so it hit the back of his head.

2006-12-06 07:26:20 · 14 answers · asked by manatee_love 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 07:25:57 · 24 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

what happened tonight so far i missing it cause doing stuff.

pinky xxxx

2006-12-06 07:25:07 · 1 answers · asked by danni 3 in Television

I know, all these astrology questions, but hey, it's fun!

What I like about Libras

1. We stand out as one of the most acceptable of the zodiac
2. We are called the peacemakers(I somewhat agree) and diplomatic(defenitly agree)
3. We are usually attractive, all aren't hot, but from what I seen, we are all attractive in a way.
4. We are such the charmers
5. We are the easiest to get along with.


What I dislike


1. We can also be big gosspiers, and shallow(girls)
2. We can be slutty
3. Very naive
4. Indecisive
5. Arrogant(mainly men)

2006-12-06 07:25:06 · 5 answers · asked by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 in Horoscopes

I liked the Zest one, "Zest fully Zest full Zest fully clean.......your not fully clean unless your Zest fully clean!"
I also liked the "Where's the beef" commercials.

2006-12-06 07:24:04 · 12 answers · asked by PegBundyWannabe 5 in Television

i missed it today what happened

pinky

2006-12-06 07:23:56 · 6 answers · asked by danni 3 in Television

Anyone know when the christmas special is on. I know that it is on sometime before or around christmas and I NEED to know when!!
I am getting withdrawral symptoms! I know it is the last one and I can't miss it!!

2006-12-06 07:23:48 · 3 answers · asked by Carrie 4 in Television

Scorpion or KFC..


yes I choose the scorpion

2006-12-06 07:23:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am having one of those days!

2006-12-06 07:23:01 · 17 answers · asked by sweetsmile 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 07:22:52 · 2 answers · asked by K-Deeznuts 4 in Music

Its instrumental is a guitar and its more layed back sounding

2006-12-06 07:22:44 · 7 answers · asked by RestlessFrog 2 in Music

2006-12-06 07:22:18 · 8 answers · asked by Gemini Girl 4 in Movies

or even in the city as a kid where did you go play and hide?

2006-12-06 07:22:13 · 14 answers · asked by AST 2 in Polls & Surveys

Which one do your kids like better? Which one do you (you know you watch, c'mon!)

2006-12-06 07:21:15 · 3 answers · asked by Christabelle 6 in Television

i dont know the exact name......but i know it is something like...h.s.g.b. or r.s.g.b or d.s.b.g. i cant remember the right combination. the chourse on the song is them singing those 4 letters. they used to play it on BET late at night a couple years ago if that helps.

2006-12-06 07:21:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I know there is a joke with this punchline, but I can't remember the whole thing. It's about a man who dates a woman with a wooden eye. She is sensitive about it and misunderstands a question he asks her.

2006-12-06 07:21:05 · 5 answers · asked by Tenacious P 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I propose that every Wednesday is official KFC Bowl discussion Day in P&S. Think up your best Bowl stories, questions, comments, and bring them here to share with the Y!A community once a week. All in favor say AYE!!!

2006-12-06 07:21:01 · 10 answers · asked by Rowdy's Mama 3 in Polls & Surveys

What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

What does a dog do that you can step into?

What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)

2006-12-06 07:19:44 · 12 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 07:17:14 · 25 answers · asked by Penguin Gal 6 in Movies