Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

2006-12-06 07:36:58 · 2 answers · asked by ahottmess 4 in Television

A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.

"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."

At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they follow through with his disgusting command.

"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index finger?"

After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop up the vomit.

2006-12-06 07:36:56 · 30 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Would like to find the single sheet music if pos. rather than buy a whole song book. Can't seem to find it anywhere!

2006-12-06 07:36:49 · 1 answers · asked by Ad Cas 2 in Music

2006-12-06 07:36:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 07:36:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i still do and watch those thats are meant for adults(family guy etc.) but i also watch stuff like Foster's home for imaginary friends, i think that that show is funny(even though it is meant for kids) does any adult here like that too?

2006-12-06 07:36:31 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 07:36:16 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It can be anyone you like, from any genre of music, just express your opinion loud and proud.....Personally my favourite band of all time is QUEEN but my favourite song of all time has to be Dean Martin - Let it snow!!

As heard in Die Hard!

2006-12-06 07:36:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I only caught the last half of yesterdays episode. Evidently Simone is dead. What gives??
Also since you are here what the heck to you think about Zarf?? Too weird- even for a soap- in my opinion!

2006-12-06 07:35:53 · 4 answers · asked by his temptress 5 in Television

2006-12-06 07:35:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 07:34:45 · 12 answers · asked by Mickey Corleone 3 in Television

2006-12-06 07:34:44 · 20 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 07:34:35 · 7 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 07:34:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need to know her exact age a birthday

2006-12-06 07:34:05 · 9 answers · asked by Stephanie 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-06 07:33:48 · 14 answers · asked by 8 S0S Girl 1 in Music

2006-12-06 07:33:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 07:33:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 07:33:14 · 12 answers · asked by Little miss naughty 2 in Horoscopes

2006-12-06 07:33:04 · 13 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

what does lying do to you?

2006-12-06 07:32:48 · 10 answers · asked by enki 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 07:32:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anyone here from Tennessee?

2006-12-06 07:32:35 · 2 answers · asked by kj 2 in Polls & Surveys

ok, i keep hearing all this crap about pete wentz having a kid?? is that true.. or is it just one the many "pete wentz rumors"??

2006-12-06 07:32:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-06 07:32:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like if you see a guy taking a whiz outdoors and he thinks no one can see? If you get a quick glance at his unit, does that secretly excite you?

2006-12-06 07:32:21 · 19 answers · asked by wine o 1 in Polls & Surveys

Do you prefer your wife's/girlfriends home cooking or a good old fashioned takeaway, (chippy, mcdonalds, kfc, burger king, chinese, indian) whatever you like really

2006-12-06 07:31:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who is the artist featured in that Amped commercial where the asian guy gets busted singing in the bathroom?

2006-12-06 07:31:22 · 3 answers · asked by anthony d 2 in Television

2006-12-06 07:31:20 · 15 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

i heard it on the lord of the rings soundtrack. it says:
''may it be an evening star
shines down upon you
may it be when darkness falls
your heart will be true"

i would like to know who sang it and where i can get the full lyrics. also if you know any singers that have similar songs please tell me. the song is called ''may it be'' please help out and don't put in answers that are unrelated to the subject. the answer that has everything i'm looking for will get 10 points.

2006-12-06 07:31:13 · 5 answers · asked by alpha mutt 4 in Music