A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."
At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they follow through with his disgusting command.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index finger?"
After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop up the vomit.
2006-12-06 07:36:56 · 30 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-06 07:42:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww....that WAS gross!!!
How bout this one for yuckiness.....
A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."
The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck."
:-)
2006-12-06 15:40:10 · answer #2 · answered by CrunchyCookies...Leeds...x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-06 15:40:55 · answer #3 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10/10 pmsl x
2006-12-07 02:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is bloody hilarious, but then I have a very weird sense of humour.
2006-12-07 07:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mainly funny, slightly gross. In any case, really good...
2006-12-06 15:45:09 · answer #6 · answered by Miss T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I can just imagine all these people's faces! You are a funny guy. Got any more???
2006-12-06 15:42:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eurrgh!! Funny and gross!! Keep 'em coming :o)
2006-12-06 15:41:10 · answer #8 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats oh so funny plop!
2006-12-06 15:50:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and a bit gross
2006-12-06 15:39:10 · answer #10 · answered by girlsrule137 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋