A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"
2006-12-06 07:30:49 · 33 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was rip-roaringly funny, and the moral of the story is don't feed your girl friend broccoli. : ) Lol
2006-12-06 08:46:47 · answer #1 · answered by zarda786 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, but in a visual forum like this, presenting is important so it reads better
2006-12-06 07:32:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10. good laugh, funny
2006-12-06 07:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooo funny! I've not heard that one before :o)
2006-12-06 07:33:17 · answer #4 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTF laughing! (Bring some Beano next time!)
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2006-12-06 07:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by John H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mwahahahaha....I think I'm gonna die of laughter, I can't stop laughing my face has gone totally hot!! Great joke!!
2006-12-06 08:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost funny, but even though its so unlikely it made me cringe :D
2006-12-06 07:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by Electra 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep.
2006-12-06 07:33:34 · answer #8 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but still funny
2006-12-06 07:33:27 · answer #9 · answered by Saundra L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao yes very funny !
2006-12-06 07:40:22 · answer #10 · answered by sweetiexxpiee06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋