me and my brother were shoveling the dog poop that was in our backyard and i was gonna throw it over the fence and my brother was in the way so it hit the back of his head.
2006-12-06 07:26:20 · 14 answers · asked by manatee_love 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my puppy decided to poop in our house and thought that the air vent on the floor was the best spot......needless to say, the heat was on and our entire house smelled of sh** within minutes!! And not to be gross, but it wasnt easy to clean up because his poop was very runny.....enough said.
2006-12-06 07:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by Kimberly M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband told me this story ---
One time he was sitting at the breakfast table drinking his coffee in his underwear and he noticed this guy standing at the front yard with his grandson ( they were waiting for the school bus). He noticed the man had a dog and the dog picked up one of the kittens out of the yard and was shaking it like a rag doll.
My husband saw this and freaked out went running out of the house ( in his underwear) grabbed his bb gun and went to shoot it at the dog, when ... he slipped on a big pile of doggy poop and landed right in it. He said he had doggy poop all over his back, foot, in his hair, and everywhere...
YUCK!
2006-12-06 07:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by I am Crystal S. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some friends of mine brought their great dane puppy over to my house, it was hot and a long drive for the dog. apparently the dog was car sick and had diarrhea on my indoor patio. yeah that sucked, but it wasnt that big of a deal until the man owner got all mad about it and went out there with a towel and scooped up a big handful, he was going to shove it in the dogs face (which i think sucked more) anyway, when he slung his arm back as he was gonna shove it in the dogs face the poo went everywhere. i had glass doors so we all watched this happen. kinda more gross because it was about 95 steaming degrees on my patio. he was named "sh*t slinger" ever after. i think the dog had corn the night before...
2006-12-06 07:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by nodumgys 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was a kid we had just gotten a puppy and we had a baby sitter who was totally grossed out by dog poo. one time while she was watching tv I got into my candy stash and got a nice soft tootsie roll, and worked it like a piece of clay till it looked not so much like a tootsie roll any more...then I put it down on the kitchen floor when she wasn't looking, and when she saw it she yeeled for me to come pick it up...I'll let you use your imagination as to what happened then...
2006-12-06 07:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by Greg B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Similar story, this was in our old house my neighbor was certified crazy, she could not stand us. We never did anything to her anyway, she use to scoop her dog poop over into our yard, my husband got really mad one afternoon, he did not know she was in her yard, he scooped the dog poop and threw it over to her yard, it got her smack in the face. We were laughing hysterically. She told us she was going to call the cops. We quickly got in our car and left. The neighbors said the cops came but we were not there. So we did not get in trouble! Ha ha!
2006-12-06 07:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dragon has her backyard poopy-trapped, rather than booby-trapped, cuz she doesn't always kleen up the dog poo, so anyone trying to sneek through the yard would end up stepping in poo, hence poopy-trapped.
2006-12-06 07:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, this befell over 25 years in the past and it wasn't humorous on the time yet searching decrease back on it, it turned right into slightly!!! We had slightly white poodle called Snowy at the same time as i became turning out to be up. One summer time we were having new abode windows put in our living room so the dogs became fortuitously operating out and in into the backyard all day as there turned right into a effective vast area the position the former abode windows were. the recent abode windows were put in and negative Snowy got here bounding in the route of the recent pane at finished %, it became like some thing out of a caricature, on the time we were all terrified as he knocked himself out on the glass, a short vacation to the vet and he became as precise as rain. regrettably my dad ran him over many years after that. I did love that dogs, i became hysterical at the same time as he died, i did not talk to my dad for very nearly a month, the excuse "nicely, he shouldn't were slumbering lower than the wheel of my vehicle" did not wash with me! We by no skill were given yet another dogs after that as we were all devastated.
2016-11-24 19:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by hukill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all, thanks sugaree I just laughed out loud at that one.
Once my neighbor thought it would be funny to let his nasty little mutt crap in my yard so I went outside in my bathrobe and Pj's with a baggie, picked it up, and put it right on their front step. That dog was never in my yard again.
My dog likes to come down in the yard with me while I am picking up his treasures and thinks its cute to make new ones while I do so.
2006-12-06 09:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by Rowdy's Mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bowser ate some vaseline when he was a puppy, and the next day he was projectile pooping in a straight line from his @ss to the fence. it was really funny, i never saw poop shoot out horizontally before.
2006-12-06 08:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
We were playing tag as kids, and this boy was it, and he was trying to tag someone and didnt only slip in it, he rolled in it. It was really a game of tag then, I can tell you. We ran like the wind from him...Poor boy. He was covered in it, from head to toe.
2006-12-06 07:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by Rowan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋