You know like Bush " I like books coz sometimes they've got really great pictures in".
2006-12-06 07:28:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bush"IS our kids getting a good education"?
No, they IS not.
2006-12-06 07:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some Welsh bloke picks up a coat from a chair and asks "Whose coat is this Jacket?" I nearly peed myself lol
Another Yokel in the pub talking about the City Of Bath....Quote:"Baffs alright, but its a bit historical innit?" ....I nearly spat my drink out !!!
2006-12-06 07:32:46 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush is soooooo funny! "We went to Iraq to stop Hussein from Saddamamising it"
2006-12-06 07:31:24 · answer #3 · answered by Puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ne and my friends were playing volleyball and this one chick hit a ball really bad. And a guy comes up to her and asks what was that. And she just like oh shut up. and punches him in the arm. And hes just like "you hit like a girl." And shes like "excuse me?!?!" ha ha Get it?
shes like i dont hit like a girl!!!
2006-12-06 07:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose I'm getting old, because I hear teenagers and twentysomethings saying stupid things like, "I know all about this or that" every day, and it makes me laugh because they so demonstrably don't know anything about anything!
2006-12-06 07:36:12 · answer #5 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"ssssshhhh!! The ears have walls!!"
"10, 9, 10!!" (when trying to count backwords)
"Don't make you beat me with my jacket!!!"
"I swear to drunk I'm not god!!"
"What seems to be the officer problem?"
"Boot to the head!! NAAANAAA!!!"
"Here I sit, broken-hearted, acame to poop but only farted, then one day, I took a chance, let one out and pooped my pants!!"
I gots more
2006-12-06 07:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the movie Arthur, when John Gielgud, the butler, in response to Arthur's request to 'draw his bath" replies:
"Would you like me to wash your d*ck for you, you little sh*t?"
I damn near died laughing!
2006-12-06 09:15:25 · answer #7 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The problem was, I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut"
Karl Pilkington (on Ricky Gervais podcasts) explaining why he can't sleep at night
2006-12-06 07:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've got a with held number on my phone who do you think it could be?
2006-12-06 07:32:48 · answer #9 · answered by peter.w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mate reckons Ireland are going to win the Rugby world cup 2007. fnar fnar fnar hehehehehehehehehehe hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah! Excuse me I can hardly type this in for Laughing...
2006-12-06 07:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by Luke H 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋