What is the joke that has the punchline, "Would I?" "Harelip!"?

Question

I know there is a joke with this punchline, but I can't remember the whole thing. It's about a man who dates a woman with a wooden eye. She is sensitive about it and misunderstands a question he asks her.

Answer 1

A woman lost her eye in an unfortunate accident.
she didn't have a lot of money to buy a glass eye replacement.
she instead opted for the less expensive wooden eye.
she was very insecure about her wooden eye and all of her friends tried to help her believe that no one would notice.

Finally her friends managed to get her to agree to go to the country dance.

she showed up in her Sunday best but still found it difficult to approach the men and ask them to dance. After standing alone against the wall for half the night she noticed a man standing on the opposite side of the room looking rather dejected.

she slowly made her way through the couples dancing and as she got closer she realized the man had a harelip deformity.

she didn't hesitate because she knew she had her own problem and knew he would be as forgiving about her eye.

she said, "Would you like to dance?"

he excitedly replied, "Would I?! Would I?!"

Very angrily she said, "Well, Harelip! Harelip!" and walked away

Answer 2

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What is the joke that has the punchline, "Would I?" "Harelip!"?
I know there is a joke with this punchline, but I can't remember the whole thing. It's about a man who dates a woman with a wooden eye. She is sensitive about it and misunderstands a question he asks her.

Answer 4

I heard it as:

A country boy lost his eye and the father whittled one for him out of wood. They lived in the woods and saw very few people. When the boy was 16 his parents insisted he go to the barn dance. The boy didn't want to because he feared they would make fun of his wooden eye.
His parents convinced him it would be all right, so he went. The whole night he stayed in the shadows until at the very end he saw a girl in the corner who also hadn't danced all night. He noticed her mouth ran from her nose to her chin.
"Now she won't laugh at me"
So he went over and asked if she would like to dance. She shouted, "Would I?"
The boy said,"That's not nice, I didn't call you c*nt face."

of course the clean version is with a girl with a harelip.

Answer 5

Harelipped