Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

Gassy Granny

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts -- although still silent -- stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..."

2006-12-05 16:39:44 · 6 answers · asked by jennifer 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 16:39:29 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:39:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is there anyway that its possible? I heard that I am capricorn some years and sagittarius other years..I am soo confused :)

2006-12-05 16:38:20 · 10 answers · asked by Canes Girlie 2 in Horoscopes

actually if there is an end ...............

2006-12-05 16:37:36 · 6 answers · asked by irvin N 2 in Celebrities

for me: The Amazing Race! It looks like such a great challenge and SO much fun at the same time - it gets my heart racing! Plus, I think I'd be pretty good at it too! The biggest challenge for me though would be figuring out who would be the least annoying partner for me to take along... ;)

2006-12-05 16:37:04 · 19 answers · asked by ♥chicagurl♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:37:01 · 24 answers · asked by simplyJESSE 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:36:50 · 14 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:36:29 · 14 answers · asked by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 in Polls & Surveys

I never used to have reoccuring nightmares but now every single nightmare takes place at the same place and always really sucks. There always at my cabin but the areas a bit different and usually involves evil wild animals. What are you reoccuring dreams about? Is there any way to stop them your dreams from reoccuring?

2006-12-05 16:36:27 · 13 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Christmas crooner/singer?

2006-12-05 16:36:09 · 7 answers · asked by Thumper 5 in Music

2006-12-05 16:35:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-05 16:35:17 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok first off I want to say I have what is known as a "hypnofetish" I get really turned on when I watch someone being put into a hypnotic trance. You know the whole "Your eyelids are getting heavy thing" For some reason that is a huge turn on. Not the mind control part, just the sleep incuding. Ok..well I was talking with one of my friend who I work with as a tutor and we got to talking about hypnosis. She really wants to be hypnotized and wants me to do it at a party (I've studied it a lot) we are having next week. The question is should I do it? She has no idea about my fetish and i worry it would be like taking advantage if me hypnotizing her turns me on. I also have a bit of a thing for her, shes smoking hot. All I would do would be some fun routines, (forgetting her name etc) amd then I would wake her up, but it feels dirty if I am turned on by it.It would be like if I had a thing for feet and gave her a foot rub. So..what should I do? If you need more info just email me. thanks

2006-12-05 16:35:11 · 6 answers · asked by pianotrooper 1 in Polls & Surveys

Your accused of something you didnt do, but someone else does it and gets away with it.

2006-12-05 16:34:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:33:23 · 9 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

There's many people tell that music is blablabla

2006-12-05 16:33:12 · 14 answers · asked by annezombiee 2 in Music

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

2006-12-05 16:32:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I always get strange looks when i drive home from work playing loud heavy metal. Tha area where i live teems with people who supposedly like metal, but then only play rap or country in public. Am I the only one with the intestinal fortitude to do what I want? Why can't all these SHEEP understand that they don't have to do what everyone else is doing just cuz everyone else is doing it. I know they can make their own choices, but why do they all make the same choice at the same time?

2006-12-05 16:32:53 · 16 answers · asked by squatch 6 in Music

2006-12-05 16:32:44 · 6 answers · asked by Evan L 1 in Music

Wanted to know if there are any free sites to download this song?
Or if someone has it.........I can't find it anywhere so far.

Thanks

2006-12-05 16:32:07 · 8 answers · asked by Chrissy 4 in Music

It's an 80's funk song! Sounds like The Gap Band or something.

Mariah Carey used a sample of this song for one of hers.

2006-12-05 16:30:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-05 16:29:55 · 30 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:29:36 · 22 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm making a picture collage with recent pictures of myself over the past few months. There modelish. I've listened to alot of songs & I can't really find any that I like that well to use for it so any suggestions? By the way I'm 17 if that helps any. Thank you. :)

2006-12-05 16:29:26 · 5 answers · asked by kyle 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think I've got sleeping on the brain. lol

2006-12-05 16:29:19 · 16 answers · asked by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:29:07 · 14 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

I believe 2 were released the same day. Can you guess them?

2006-12-05 16:28:35 · 6 answers · asked by brodie917 3 in Movies

2006-12-05 16:28:20 · 3 answers · asked by AnswerChick 1 in Music

I was just curious some of the kids on my space were saying that. I like her and her new song, but was just curious about the rumor.

2006-12-05 16:28:05 · 10 answers · asked by cargirldawn 3 in Celebrities