A guy decides to work on a farm for a farmer for a few days to earn some money. The first job assigned to him was fixing the old fence by the brook. He was given a hammer and some nails and began tearing out old boards and replacing them with new ones. However, a stray chicken from the roost had wandered by, and the careless worker accidentally put a nail through the poor hen's head. The farmer, furious, threatened to call the cops, but the guy told him it was an accident, and the farmer let it slide.
The next job he was to do was feeding the chickens and roosters. However, after entering the roosters' coop, a rooster stepped into his path, and the man accidentally stepped on its head and crushed it. The farmer again threatened to call the cops, but the man again persisted in that it was an accident, and wouldn't happen again.
His next job was giving the barn a new paint job. He lathered the side of the fence with red paint, and again being careless, accidentally painted the.....
2006-12-05
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