These 2 English missionaries are walking in the jungle and get captured by a tribe of cannibals. They are brought back to the village and shown to a big pot on top of a fire. The chief of the tribe says to the 2 gentlemen "You have a choice, Chi-Chi or death ?". The 1st missionary says "Chi-Chi". So the whole tried bum rapes him. The other gentleman is offered the same choice. Having seen what happened to his colleague, he thinks for a second and says "I will choose death. I shall die as a proud Englishman !". The chief of the tribe says "ok, but Chi-Chi first !".
2006-12-05 17:17:47 · 13 answers · asked by Jazz 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not cool man that was my great gran dad
2006-12-05 17:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by monkeydaddy0212 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thought Chi Chi was a panda.
2006-12-06 01:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard something similar years ago. Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman waiting to be cooked in the pot. Chief tells them their skins will be used to make canoes. Asks them for last requests. Scotsman asks for a wee whisky to calm him. Gets the whisky then skinned and put in the pot. Englishman requests a cigarette to calm him down. Same story, skinned and put in the pot. Irishman is asked, he requests a fork. They duly get him a fork and he begins to stab himself repeatedly all over his body. When they ask what on earth he is doing he replies "I'm making bloody well sure you don't make a canoe out of me".
2006-12-06 03:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch
2006-12-06 01:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor bloke!
2006-12-06 01:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by wolfmettle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me chuckle 8/10
2006-12-06 03:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, many years ago
2006-12-06 01:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by walkinandrockin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor man
2006-12-06 04:11:20 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iv'e heard it but it still makes me smile !!!!
2006-12-06 02:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... didn't see chi-chi coming did he? haha...
2006-12-06 01:22:36 · answer #10 · answered by Jadess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋