Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on TV. The Evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their TV set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed. Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the TV, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her great pain. Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV and placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his penis. Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it, do you??!! The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, NOT to raise the dead!!!"
2006-12-05 17:25:09 · 10 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NICE IWANT TO BE HEALED TO,WHERE DO I SIGNED UP,I'LL GIVE IT A 10/10 W/ A MATCHING THUMBS UP........
2006-12-05 23:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by irish s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny indeed.
2006-12-05 17:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by lt_fritz_deelman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe u naughty
2006-12-05 19:18:48 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-05 19:04:35 · answer #4 · answered by robsbc2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2006-12-05 17:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if first viagra dont work try god huh
2006-12-05 17:53:50 · answer #6 · answered by monkeydaddy0212 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, now that was funny!
2006-12-05 18:41:06 · answer #7 · answered by Shelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! Another GREAT one!!
2006-12-05 17:35:43 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good 1...
2006-12-05 17:28:36 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-05 18:37:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋