Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

2006-12-05 16:15:19 · 14 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

A fugitive was running from the police. He was hiding in the house of his ex-girlfriend, and they just had a "wonderful time." Suddenly, a knock is heard on the door.

"Police, open!!!"

The man hides on top of large rafters along the living room ceiling. However, his abnormally large balls hang down into sight. The woman opens the door and the police burst in, search the house head to foot, but find nothing.

One of the cops notices the balls, and asks what the hell those are. "Chinese temple bells," the woman answers. "I've always wanted to hear the tingling sound of Chinese temple bells," replied the cop. He gives them a great bang with his club. No sound. Again, he bangs them, but nothing. Puzzled, he whacks them as hard as he can, and there is a loud scream from above, "Tingling, you son of a *****!!"

2006-12-05 16:14:17 · 5 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I have subscribed to maxim since day one..tried a few issues of stuff, gear, details etc....
are there any good mens mags out there that arent the same ole' thinf wrapped upo in a different package

2006-12-05 16:14:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

it sounded so cool and it was some person walking down the street seeing all the people but insted of noise it was that jazz
song

2006-12-05 16:14:09 · 1 answers · asked by Javier H 1 in Music

2006-12-05 16:14:02 · 15 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Polls & Surveys

I just saw a tv show where they ranked the 50 sexiest musicians of all time and they had Prince at no.5 and Mick Jagger at no.4! Are they joking or what? Mick Jagger sexier than Prince? No way! What do y'all think ladies?

2006-12-05 16:13:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-05 16:13:14 · 10 answers · asked by kboogie 1 in Music

2006-12-05 16:12:36 · 6 answers · asked by sp1nkxter 4 in Music

Where can I download the Candy Mountain song from Charlie the Unicorn? I want to hear what it sounds like played faster!

2006-12-05 16:12:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-05 16:12:08 · 56 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

Gawd the guy is super sexy.

2006-12-05 16:09:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:09:20 · 29 answers · asked by ~~~Tara~~~ 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-05 16:09:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:08:47 · 12 answers · asked by princess jo 2 in Music

2006-12-05 16:08:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm sorry.

2006-12-05 16:07:46 · 18 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:07:44 · 3 answers · asked by Thats Hot 1 in Television

1.. Americans Are Overweight
2. She wants a Black Man ( A true story)
3. Loose Screws (making fun of religious hypocrites)
4. Ignorant (about rappers rapping about the same thing)
5. Dyke Chick (making fun of lesbians)
6. The truth Hurts (bashing catholic priest who molest children)
7. Believe (believe in yourself)
8. Treat You Right (making a good relationship)
9. Shut Up (nagging women)
10.Controlled by the Pu$$y (making fun of men being crazy for
sex)
11. Fake (Bashing fake rappers who aren't living like they claim)
12. Make a Hit saying nothing (making fun of rapper's lyrics)
13. Single and Free (celebrating a break up)

Listen to the songs here
http://www.listentocharlie.com

2006-12-05 16:07:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:06:46 · 5 answers · asked by Tijani I 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Is Elizebeth in love with Captain Jack or just flattering?. What will happen in Caribbean 3?

2006-12-05 16:04:28 · 17 answers · asked by mtryfena 3 in Movies

pow right in the kisser

2006-12-05 16:04:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

This may sound strange coming from a mostly-straight female, but I can't help but think that they are.

Like Michelle Yeoh. I can't stop gawking at her.

I just think Asian women seem so beautiful, exotic, graceful, & intelligent.

Do you have a fascination with a certain race? Why?

2006-12-05 16:03:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I sleep with my little dog.

2006-12-05 16:02:31 · 32 answers · asked by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 in Polls & Surveys

He is really amazing. The details is we are both crazy about each other, and he is still not letting himself fall in love with me because he says he isnt ready to move on. But the thing is I cant stop myself from falling for him. He is amazing... and the more I think about him, the more I talk to him, the more I see him, the more I fall deeper than I should.

I need a song that can help me cope with this... a pop-culturish song would be nice.

Thank you!

2006-12-05 16:01:56 · 11 answers · asked by lapuertoricana1658 2 in Music

Where in the WORLD will I be living in the year JAN 2008?
What EXACTLY will I be doing? Be VERY specific? Define my surroundings? I've got a VERY good Idea. So, Are you psychic? C'mon guru of da future, tell me what I wanna hear? (Remember karma?-really try) Closest answer gets da prize?

2006-12-05 16:01:04 · 2 answers · asked by For sure 4 in Horoscopes

2006-12-05 16:01:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Where's my loofa?

2006-12-05 16:00:59 · 12 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:00:58 · 18 answers · asked by Punkgirl123 2 in Music

Which do you think is the worst rock band ever?

2006-12-05 16:00:51 · 19 answers · asked by Dita 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 16:00:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music