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Question

Gassy Granny

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts -- although still silent -- stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..."

Answer 1

hehe funny ~ try this one below

A flat-chested woman was delighted when her Fairy Godmother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man said, "Pardon," to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, "Pardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic. The next day she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven! She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "hundreds of pardons for my clumsy behavior."
The next day the headline in the local newspaper said, "Chinese Waiter Crushed by Two Torpedoes!"

Answer 2

haahahahahaha LOL! 10 thumbs 4 u!

Answer 3

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah *just farted myself*

Answer 4

Hahahahahaa..thats a good one=]

Answer 5

eeehhhhheeeee eeehhhhkkkk waaahahahahhwahhhhhaaa!!! yes tops!! )))

Answer 6

you get a big thumbs up for that one!! thanks for the laugh!!