• Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand!
• Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
• My wife and I finally became sexually compatible...We achieve simultaneous headaches.
• When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the *** of reason goes unwiped.
• Nature invented sex as a reward for letting go of childhood.
• The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.
• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
• Money is just like ****... Everybody has it, but nobody wants to give it !
2006-12-04
05:09:48
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