• Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand!
• Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
• My wife and I finally became sexually compatible...We achieve simultaneous headaches.
• When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the *** of reason goes unwiped.
• Nature invented sex as a reward for letting go of childhood.
• The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.
• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
• Money is just like ****... Everybody has it, but nobody wants to give it !
2006-12-04 05:09:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
• All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy.
• Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction
• Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!
• Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring
• Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only ******* yourself.
• An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card
2006-12-04 05:13:30 · update #1
L4A..thanks
2006-12-04 05:28:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha I really like those!!! That is too funny!
2006-12-04 13:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it.
2006-12-04 13:16:51 · answer #3 · answered by bleh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where do you get these? they're great!
2006-12-04 13:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CUTE
2006-12-04 13:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by helen m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... very funny!!!
2006-12-04 13:34:46 · answer #6 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋