into a bar. He sits at the bar and orders a beer and is drinking it. The bartender is washing some glasses. The blind guy says, "hey bartender, would you like to hear a BLOND joke?"
The bartender say, "hey , before you tell that joke I have to let you know this. There's a Blond guy behind you in the corner and hes a professional kick boxer. Theres a Blond couple 3 seats over from you and they are professional body builders. Theres a Blond to the other side of you and hes a professional marksman, and I AM blond. NOW, do you REALLY want to tell the BLOND joke still?"
The blind guys say. NO, not really, because I dont want to have to REPEAT it 5 times." lol
2006-12-03
17:34:05
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