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into a bar. He sits at the bar and orders a beer and is drinking it. The bartender is washing some glasses. The blind guy says, "hey bartender, would you like to hear a BLOND joke?"

The bartender say, "hey , before you tell that joke I have to let you know this. There's a Blond guy behind you in the corner and hes a professional kick boxer. Theres a Blond couple 3 seats over from you and they are professional body builders. Theres a Blond to the other side of you and hes a professional marksman, and I AM blond. NOW, do you REALLY want to tell the BLOND joke still?"

The blind guys say. NO, not really, because I dont want to have to REPEAT it 5 times." lol

2006-12-03 17:34:05 · 12 answers · asked by Thumper 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Im gonna let this go to a vote for best answer all :).
Glad you guys enjoyed it :).

2006-12-04 15:23:31 · update #1

NM last post, I gotgot I need to choose a best answer lol.

2006-12-04 15:24:26 · update #2

12 answers

Haha, I'm so passing this on to my blond friend!

2006-12-03 17:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by pitlover 2 · 0 0

he says" If I see any of you adult males with my spouse, you would be sorry. 0.5 the adult males run out of the bar. Bartender says, "i presumed you have been blind," Ya i'm he says. I do only in comparison to waiting in a line time to be served or bypass to the bathing room.

2016-10-13 23:21:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Pwnt

2006-12-04 00:20:50 · answer #3 · answered by scotty B. Goode 1 · 0 0

LOL

NVR HERD DAT B4

2006-12-03 17:53:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha

2006-12-03 17:44:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2006-12-03 17:40:38 · answer #6 · answered by robsbc2003 3 · 0 0

haha that was funny

2006-12-03 17:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by Amy M 5 · 0 0

that one was good

2006-12-03 17:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by Nena E 2 · 0 0

so original. luved it . keep 'em comin!!

2006-12-03 18:52:42 · answer #9 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0 0

goooooooooooooood

2006-12-03 18:33:00 · answer #10 · answered by Hermione 3 · 0 0

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