Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2006

2006-12-01 05:19:56 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"


The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is molasses."

2006-12-01 05:19:28 · 8 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Jokes & Riddles

if yes, who?

2006-12-01 05:17:55 · 20 answers · asked by Pedro Xavier Ramirez 2 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-01 05:17:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when should my teddy bear go to sleep? its 1 month old and it wakes up at 7:00 am

2006-12-01 05:17:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.

He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.

His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years

2006-12-01 05:16:34 · 10 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Rage against the machine ;)

2006-12-01 05:16:26 · 66 answers · asked by serephina 5 in Music

lol i love that guy......so silly its impossible not to watch.....if you want to imitate someone, why not imitate the most ridiculous person to ever stand in front of a camera.......and that my friends is none of than JCVD.........

endless comedy could spawn from this.......many questions about splits, spin kicks, gay muscle shirts, really gay ballet tights outfits........not to mention the beautiful art of instant replay action...

and one last thing.......whats funnier than Van Damme leetle French accent?......

Van Damme is back in shape, yeah!

if you still dont believe me.....watch this....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SL37HsPAA1M

and this....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3yGK1UpXxPM

these are actual movies of the Muscles from Brussels......Wham Bam Van Damme....another reason why hes better....cool nicknames lol..

2006-12-01 05:15:46 · 4 answers · asked by SpinKick 6 in Polls & Surveys

mine is global warming. it makes me ANGRY!!!

2006-12-01 05:14:41 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

here is the chorus:

i cant be held responsible
this is all so new to me
just when i think i'm incincible
you come and happen to me

i know it's a rock song.

2006-12-01 05:14:28 · 5 answers · asked by Mandy G 3 in Music

for being rude to the organ grinder

2006-12-01 05:14:26 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 05:14:25 · 15 answers · asked by sarcastro1976 5 in Celebrities

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2006-12-01 05:13:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is Faith Hill.... Benny Hill's daughter?

2006-12-01 05:13:05 · 9 answers · asked by Joshua 6 in Celebrities

It's a older song he talks about having a big house and ever body telling him it's nice. He stays in hotel rooms, and takes out the walls. He has a driver. I think it is Billy Joel maybe not.

2006-12-01 05:12:30 · 6 answers · asked by Witchy Woman 4 in Music

I'm starving, all I had was coffee.

2006-12-01 05:12:12 · 23 answers · asked by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 in Polls & Surveys

i am starting it early because yes ..sometimes we are forgotten!
dec. 25 whats yours?
also , do you find people tery to make it more special or do they "forget"

2006-12-01 05:11:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

vicar, priest and a rabi walk into a pub, the barman says." what is this, some kind of joke? "


sorry u prob all heard that a million times, but i heard it for the first time today, and havent stopped giggling.

2006-12-01 05:11:09 · 14 answers · asked by cowboy_style 4 in Jokes & Riddles

are any of you people who use lime-wire afraid to se it cuz it is stealing music?

2006-12-01 05:10:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A Festivus for the rest of us

2006-12-01 05:09:18 · 7 answers · asked by Chewie 7 in Polls & Surveys

southern religous song

2006-12-01 05:09:18 · 1 answers · asked by laur f 1 in Music

2006-12-01 05:08:33 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 05:08:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-01 05:07:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

was it "doo doo doo" or "doo bee doo"?

2006-12-01 05:07:18 · 28 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 05:06:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My money's on Alien.

2006-12-01 05:06:41 · 19 answers · asked by JayM 1 in Movies

2006-12-01 05:06:25 · 16 answers · asked by cello_drama 2 in Magazines

What was it?

2006-12-01 05:05:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 05:05:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes