A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.
His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years
2006-12-01 05:16:34 · 10 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOOD 1
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-12-01 05:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good One!
2006-12-01 05:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by whawkeyes06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liek this one the best today!
2006-12-01 05:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why isn't he at the funeral?
2006-12-01 05:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-01 05:21:13 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! LOL! =D
2006-12-01 05:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh
2006-12-01 05:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh it cracks me up everytime i read it!
2006-12-01 05:24:19 · answer #8 · answered by JeNnYfUr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it's funny haha..
2006-12-01 05:18:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one:-)
2006-12-01 05:20:56 · answer #10 · answered by dont matter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋