vicar, priest and a rabi walk into a pub, the barman says." what is this, some kind of joke? "
sorry u prob all heard that a million times, but i heard it for the first time today, and havent stopped giggling.
2006-12-01 05:11:09 · 14 answers · asked by cowboy_style 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-12-01 05:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sweetie I know what u mean but isn't a vicar similar to a priest they both belong to Christianity? And what would they all be doing together in a pub where sins go on? And why didn't the barman address them with more respect?
2006-12-01 06:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Three women walk into a pub. The first one says "Hooray we've colonised a male dominated joke format".....
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The second is a bit of a ladette who asks for a pint in a straight glass
The third is absolutely stunning - blonde hair and big breasts. She giggles and says "I'll have a wine wine please"
"Ahhhhh" says the first "but we're still not going to escape the fact it's a man telling the joke"
2006-12-01 05:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by Cocada 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol yeh we've heard it a few times.. I first heard it about as an English, Scottish and an Irish thing. It's funny though..
2006-12-01 05:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's an oldie but it always raises a smile! hehe
2006-12-01 05:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by Sami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldies are generally goldies - and this was certainly one of those!
2006-12-01 05:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, it might be a cheesy joke but it's nice to know that someone's been laughing
2006-12-01 05:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep heard it but i'ts still good.
2006-12-01 05:15:55 · answer #8 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-01 21:20:05 · answer #9 · answered by cinderella 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it, thats mazing lol
2006-12-01 05:17:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋